W.C. Fields Quotes
7 quotations by W.C. Fields
![]() | Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. | ![]() |
![]() | I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. | ![]() |
![]() | Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. | ![]() |
![]() | A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. | ![]() |
![]() | I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. | ![]() |
![]() | Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. | ![]() |
![]() | Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. | ![]() |