John Barrymore Quotes
12 quotations by John Barrymore
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. |
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad. |
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. |
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. |
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. |
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. |
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. |
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. |
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. |
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. |
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. |
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. |