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Steve Martin Quotes

18 quotations by Steve Martin

QuoteYou know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.Quote

QuoteWhen your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.Quote

QuoteWhat is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.Quote

QuoteWell, excuuuuuse me!Quote

QuoteThere is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.Quote

QuoteTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.Quote

QuoteI think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.Quote

QuoteI like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.Quote

QuoteI believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.Quote

QuoteI believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.Quote

QuoteI believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.Quote

QuoteI believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.Quote

QuoteHosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.Quote

QuoteComedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.Quote

QuoteChaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.Quote

QuoteBoy, those French: they have a different word for everything!Quote

QuoteAn apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.Quote

QuoteA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.Quote