Steve Martin Quotes
18 quotations by Steve Martin
 | You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. |  |
| When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well. | |
| What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. | |
| Well, excuuuuuse me! | |
| There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. | |
| Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. | |
| I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. | |
| I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. | |
| I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. | |
| I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness. | |
| I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. | |
| I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. | |
| Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. | |
| Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty. | |
| Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. | |
| Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! | |
| An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. | |
| A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. | |