Amy Sedaris Quotes

21 quotations by Amy Sedaris

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.

They live between seven and nine years and sometimes they grow up to be teenagers but she said that my rabbit was actually really laid back.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

My characters always like themselves.

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.

I'm not ambitious.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.

I live in the moment.

I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, I'll just try to listen to my friends, and they'll say the same thing over and over again.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.