Adam Sandler Forum (2)
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| by T Code Pretty good for a boy from Brooklyn. Adam, wear the SAME outfit at the wrap party too---can't be too superstitious. Sit in same chair, order same food. Why wasn't I invited to Carmines? I thought I was secretly pulling the strings behind the scenes insuring the success of the Mighty Lohan. What's the flick called? The Big Moynahan? Wait...Zohan something. He was that sword guy right? The one who made the Z's? Or was it Zorba the Greek? Zoey the Greek? Adam, am I getting close here? In your next paprazi pic, if I am getting warm, hold up the "V" sign, I will know I am right. And \\ And just to let you know who you are dealing with Adam (you and I are on the same page): Google me. If nothing comes up: Poogle me. If that still does not work: Koogle me. If still goose eggs: Boogle, Doogle, Foogle and Hoogle me. Joogle, Koogle Loogle and Moogle me. If STILL nada comes up, then: Noogle, Poogle, Roogle and Squoogle me. Toogle, Voogle, Woogle and Yoogle me. In the end, if it does not work: Zoogle me, then and call this number: 718-667-9610. When answered, hang up, then call right back. Let it ring 3x then say (when answered): Does Romalita Want the Big Fat Enchilada yet? This will be our little code phrase Adam. Then I will know it is you. We'll hook up and do he town! Hoo-Hoo, BOO-YAH Adam! Are we on or are we on? We on? Comment on this... |
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| by Mysterious Woman First of all I would like to say that your movies are AWESOME!!! There's a question i would like to ask you.. it's private and personal. Is there any way i could contact you privately? I would be pleased and thankful if you replied to this. Thanks! MW Comment on this... |
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| by timur yildiz adam should do a movie about a greek millionaire who buys his way into the winter olympics. This would tie into the big fat greek wedding movie success and his comedy style of movies. Comment on this... |
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| by Steven Ok. I find that Adam has the most awesome taste in classic music. I know for sure he has Queen in his movies and we all know who he gives a helping hand to his awesomeness. I know that Adam might like "The A-Z of Queen, Vol 1" I picked it up at umgd and it's awesome. Reminds me of Adam. What do you guys think of it. http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=6014573 Comment on this... |
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| by TM New Code (hint: 5 names + Cala...). Saw secret drop message from "The Commissioner" himself from LA HQ. No orders as yet, but gives me time. Finishing final Report. Finishing final Report. Bat Phone still dead (call Rao). Subway conductor yesterday: (Whatever they're speaking---it ain't English) "All Italians take the D Train" ; "Straight through, F Train if it stops" ; "Boog-Pup, call the Bat Station, Boog Pup, Call the Bat Station" Who the Freak is "Boog Pup?" Comment on this... |
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| by tOM mODeRN All Rise for US Common Law Apppleate Court Case #90120: Schmiel vs. Schmozzle: The Honorable Judge Von Rao Presiding: To Our Venerable Brethren, All Patriarchs, Primates, Archbishops, and Bishops of the Catholic World, In Grace and Communion with the Apostolistic See, Pope Leo XIII; Venerable Brethren, Health and Apostolic Benediction (that was the only official sounding introduction we could get a hold of ): Opening Statements: Legal Dept. (L.D.): "Your Honor....Mr. Goldbaum....Respectable Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury.....my client seeks to prove that his reputation was seriously marred by one, who will be referred to hereafter as "Schmiel," of Goldbaum's Deli, Manhattan, New York, by the act of spilling a substance known as Matzo Ball soup on his person, causing and insinuating Slander, Character Assassination and Liable in the form of casting my client as a common "Schmozzle." Let me call the first witness: Mr Leo Goldbaum, owner." "Mr. Goldbaum....nice to see you. How do you answer the charges?" Leo Goldbaum (L.G.): "No...I like Adam Slander. I like his movies. He's funny." Tom: "Let me remind you that you are 'under oath Mr. Goldbaum...' (I just like saying that...)." L.D.: "I'll take it from here Tom." "Do you, Mr. Goldbaum, condone this castigation in your restaurant, labeling people as "Schmozzles?" L.G. "I never saw the man. Who's a Schmozzle? I don't get it..." Tom: "LIAR!! Where were you on the night of June 25th, 1967 Mr. Goldbaum?!" L.G.: "How should I know where..." Tom: "AH----HHAAAA....!! Witness refuses to answer the question....." JVR: "Order in the court! Order in the court!" Tom: "You're out of order! He's Out Of Order! THIS WHOLE COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!!" JVR: "Order! Order! I mean I want a Corned Beef on Rye with a half-sour pickle." Tom: "Oh.." L.G.: "I'm telling the truth!" Tom: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!" L.D.: "All right, all right, enough of the movie schtick Tom." JVR: "State your case, Mr. H---." L.D.: "Prosecution rests." L.G.: "Your Honor, this man proceeded to run off without paying his bill." JVR: "Is that true Mr. Modern?" Tom: "Yeah, but I told him I'll see you in court. If you win---I'll pay the bill." JVR: "Fair enough." L.G.: "What?! What kind of Court is this?!" Tom: "Objection, your Honor." JVR: "Objection over-ruled." "Are you questioning my Authority Mr. Goldbaum?" L.G.: "What Authority?!" L.D.: "OBJECTION, Your Honor!" JVR: "I'll handle this.... Mr. Goldbaum, I have to remind you that I could hold you in Contempt..." L.G.: "I have nothing but Contempt for YOU! All OF YOU!!" JVR: "Order in the Court! Order in the Court!" L.G.: "I Will Not Listen to Any More of This!" Tom: "I'll take over from here Judge.... I am a Special Baliff's Deputy for the People's Court, deputized by the Judge Wopner Fan Club, 1989." "MR. GOLDBAUM...YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN VIOLENT, ANYTHING YOU SPRAY CAN BE RUBBED UP AGAINST YOU IN A QUART OF SLAW... I REPEAT, A QUART OF SLAW." L.G.: "Go $%#@! YOURSELVES!!" Tom: "......YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO A GURNEY.... IF YOU CANNOT STEER A GURNEY, ONE WILL BE GUIDED FOR YOU.... YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO ONE TARZAN CALL......" JVR: "Judgement for the Plaintif..." Tom: "YES!! Another victory for Show Business....." L.D.: "Hooray for Hollywood!" A.S.: "Congratulations Tom! And stop by the new restaurant anytime pal... We'll look into that Movie Idea of yours....." Tom: "Wow! Thanks Mr. S.!" End Of Transcript Comment on this... |
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| by Tom Adam...... I'm back. I was over at Slater's & WIlliams & Murray's. They said to say hello. But what I was wondering was that I was in this Jewish Deli last week? And some SCHMIEL spilled Matzo Ball soup on me? My crotch is still burning. Now, what I am wondering is that I, as a Gentile, does that make me a SCHMOZZLE? Because if so, I'd like to sue. I'll sue for Sandler by Incineration, Character Assassination and Liable. Perhaps I could use Herman from your Legal Department?? I would, of course, cut you guys in on the whole jag. Email me, you got my address. Comment on this... | ||||
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| by precious adams i think that adams is my best and if faith had swing different i would have married to he if he wanted he is de best thing to ever walk the swteets of the usa stay blessed and go with god speed.......... Comment on this... |
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| by tOM mOdeRn BOOY-YAH!! Hello?? Is this thing on??? Still Hawking my story, and the talk is still walking. The same thing over at Slater's place Adam. What's the deal here? Is Rao everywhere? Or is Herman really Herman Munster?? Oh....could that be it? And Lily Munster just died so it could be all connected I see now. Yeah...and Grandpa Al had that joint on Bleeker Street remember Adam? Yeah. Somebody get Lorne Michaels on the blower. I gotta check into this ex-SNL/Sandler/Rao/Slater/Munsters-connection. Because either I got one big fat watermelon of a paycheck coming, or theres some KING HELL Of a Freaking Con Job at work somewhere around HERE !! AAAaaauughhgghg!! AAAaaaaugghhhh!! Sorry, I just needed to get that out. And I'm a PUBLISHED AUTHOR for freak sakes!!! Think I need this? Do you KNOW what this means??? $%#! It gives me certain unalienable rights, heck, in some states that allows me to make arrests I believe. So either tell Herman to put the pipe down for one Freaking Minute and get on the damn computer, or somebody at least try and make a GOOD next movie. Hollywood NEEDS me dammitt! There are certain producers, stars and Celluloid HISTORY that Requires My Immediate Idle Meddling! Do I make Myself Perfectly Unclear? Good. Over and Out. Comment on this... |
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| by ADAM SANDLER thank you guys love ya be safe and well x Comment on this... |
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