Alan King Quotes
5 quotations by Alan King
 | You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. |  |
| Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. | |
| If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. | |
| Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? | |
| As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. | |