Robin Williams Quotes
25 quotations by Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. |
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks. |
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family? |
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?' |
When in doubt, go for the dick joke. |
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong. |
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. |
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. |
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. |
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. |
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" |
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. |
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. |
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. |
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. |
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. |
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out. |
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! |
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. |
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. |
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus. |
Cricket is basically baseball on valium. |
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. |
Carpe per diem - seize the check. |
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. |