Oliver Reed Quotes

19 quotations by Oliver Reed

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.

What's the point of staying sober?

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

I'm really a pacifist.

I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

I like the effect drink has on me.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

Awe and respect are two different things.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.