Daily BirthdaysJack Nicholson Forum (2)
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| by TTTTTTTT BOOY-YAH!! HA-HA! Yep. it's ME. I could really see you as S***** or The C***** in this (CS only knows Screenplay Title; Only one on the West Coast who knows; Only one on the East Coast without a Phone---Me). Calaboosto (all else disregard; it's an LA thing---you wouldn't understand). CS knows title: Abrev.: "FGF." It happened, late 90's. Now I'm still feeling the hangover, but When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Turn Pro as Hunter said. One day you see, I got up on the wrong side of the world and it went all topsy-turvey like the upside down room at the Carnival. And I'm really sorry about the Pot Belly Pig Mr. N. Don't know if you got the message while dining, but it's gone. I cannot sell it to you after all. What happened to the Damn thing you would never believe, and so there's no point in even going into it. No, no, you wouldn't believe me anyhow. What's that? Well okay, I suppose a mere snippet wouldn't hurt I guess. You see... I was in LA a while back and I wanted to sell this Pot Belly Pig I had. It's name was Hector (friend of a friend kind of thing). So I said maybe I'll swing by that restaurant where all the boys hang out in LA and have a few laughs, you know, let the thing run around the restaurant for a while, jump into a couple plates of pasta---Ha-Ha. No big thing, nothing serious. But when I got there, Hector smelled the food and ran into the outer kitchen entrance. You, were said to be inside also JN. And there was also this commotion next door. Some teenage girl had abandoned her baby at a Convent a few doors down. God Bless her. But eventually Hector comes running out of the kitchen like gangbusters after some evil Bastiche of a cook threw a cleaver at him. So now he's squealing and crying and all, looking for somewhere to hide. So, seeing no safety, he jumped into the Baby Stroller with this abandoned infant in it and hides under the blanket. I'm thinking, "Oh $#@!... What now?" But then out comes a Nun out of the convent to collect the Baby. So she peers under the blanket to see the baby and sees this piglet lying next to the Baby drinking a Baby bottle. This thing just got worse and worse. So the Nun faints, goes cold turkey on the ground. Now I'm shaking wondering what to do. Hector won't let me grab him and get outta' there. When he's got milk he's vicious. So now the Police are on the way, there's a Pig in the Baby cradle and a Nun is seemingly dead on the ground and I HAVE TO SOMEHOW EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS F#$@! SH#$@! AAGGGHHHHH!! AAAGGGHHHH!!! AAAAGGHHHH!!! See why I get so nuts? So, what do I do? Think, think. Some neighbors come out by that point "Sister Colietta! Sister Corietta! What did you do to her?!" What did I DO? See what I mean? I'm screwed. "She's passed out drunk," I said (couldn't think of anything else)---"I dunno. I was just passing by and thought I could help." So now I really got to get Hector and get the FREAK out of there---Pronto. So the only thing to do was wheel the stroller away or grab the kid and leave the Pig, but that's abduction, and I'm not thinking straight. So I seem to recall something about "Switch the kid for the pig into another carrier or something," but that's where it got real FUZZY. The stress and all. I think the kid ended up in a milk crate or something (all tenderly placed) and I hightailed it with his stroller. I don't remember what happened after that. It was all like a blur, everything went into slow motion, like a ZONE. But I guess I got away, because I woke up back at my friend's apartment 18 hours later in a cold sweat, still shaking like a leaf. Now I got...let me just see here, if my tally serves me correctly it shapes up like this: Child Endagerment, Cruelty to Animals, Blasphemy, Attempted Kid., Theft and Pyschotic Episode without a Script (which is Definitely a Felony in LA). I don't NEED that kind of pressure in my life J.N. I got enough problems. These Freak Larks seem to FIND ME. Ask [X-Friend]. Last time he put me up in a REAL Haunted House with Gargantuans crashing through sheet rock walls at 3 AM. No joke. The Townspeople?---Banjo Guy, Deliverance. I'm going to go take 2 aspirins now. I feel a little light headed. Anyone else? [X-Friend] is going to send email about CS/AD soon. Calaboosto. Comment on this... |
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| by Rich Schubiger Hey Jack I Have a movie idea for ya. A movie about Lt. Gen. Louis "Chesty" Puller the greatest marine to ever wear the uniform he is gen. pattons cousin and arguably the greatest combat soldier in U.S. History it should go through his life from young to old his most famous battle was during the korean war whe he was surrounded by 650,000 north koreans this is his famous quote from this battle "men they're to the right of us, they're to the left of us, they're in front of us, they're in back of us they can't get away from us" they call him chesty on account of the amount of medals he has on it. Comment on this... | ||||
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| by Matt Oh please people... Jack is one of the most over-rated actors in Hollywood. I agree he can act, but does he have to be so arrogant? Comment on this... | ||||
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| by angel Kendricks If you are really ready to fall in love..........you need to contact me. I live close to your friend, Morgan. Comment on this... |
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| by leonardo "(www.thepoplist.com)" Too bad, how do they do this list?, can also vote…. Comment on this... |
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| by rita JACK NICHOLSON is THE sexiest man alive!!!!!!!! I love you jack, lets have sex! 19, f, nyc Comment on this... | ||||
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| by RSVP/459 JACK U STLL WTH US CONGRATS. 2U N MART.... GREAT RENDERIN' FRM WHAT I HEAR... RICK459 NYC/EC,USA.....1/9$$$$$$$$$$$$*** Comment on this... |
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| by jordan marks i am a huge fan of jack nicholson. he puts so much to each role. his facial expressions and swarvy voice just grab your attention in his leading role movies. a big fan of 'chinatown', not a fan of its sequel or that film 'the pledge', love other films like one flew over the cockoo's nest, as good as it gets, batman, wolf, crossing guard. Comment on this... |
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| by Jess Has anybody heard anything about The Departed yet? I'm soooo excited, the trailer looked awesome with Jack as a mafia guy! what do you guys think? Comment on this... |
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| by pe Anybody knows what sunglasses was Jack wearing in "As good as it gets"? or in "Something gotta give"? Thanks, Pe Comment on this... |
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