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| by The LA Coliseum Janitor (On Call) What that mean the pinky finger waving at the black guy? Jack NEW PROJECT vcoiming down the pike babe. Vision this, you are a CHEF. Yes a chef like gorgy ramsy bud. And if the foood not cook right you THROW the chicken right on the guy! Hahahahaha!!!! You say I said RIGHT NOW kitchen boy do it right! But the guys idiot and do stuff behind your back. So then yiou say oh yeh? Hows this? You dump the bowl egg batter right on the guy HEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAH.... Thaty out be hjilarious and get good rating. Comment on this... |
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| by George Steinbrenner Jack why basketball so soon? What happend the baseball game? Arent you gonna root us the Yankees the world Series? Basket ball no good those guys jumopp up & down back & forth back & forth make me quessy. Comment on this... |
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| by Freddie Jack sooon Yankees come there play LA. Can is sit by you a game? The guy usually sit there no good. Evry time you get up he put the Whoopi cushion down and it get old. It funny a cople time but adftr while it get old..... And the otyher guy have bad gas always. You need NEW amigo Jack , ME. I invited you Rao remember? But you busy and DAnny came, Slater, too. I can give it to you a bRAND NEW kitrten cause w e have 6. You like a kitty jack> i bring it the game maybe? Comment on this... |
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| by Millicent, Montauk Boy and Rao That guy heckkle and you through a cocktale on him? that hilaroius, ha-ha. i hate these guys award show they no respect. also jack, i dont here you back wonder why we go raos soon the DINNA time? i tried email you that Agent chic of you forget her name but she not sending you the right meassages. the b****. and that one time spagos she took 20 out your wallet you got up you never knew. i knwo cause my friend said slater told him that. so fire your agent joker and get more us we watch your back better. movie bouy OUT. Comment on this... |
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| by XTTTC, Rao Jimmy The Mooch and Uncle Vau Jack Movie is ON Champ we talking slater devito and rhea. Plan is to meeting RAOS gret restaurant and talk the deal . You can be the Lead or Danny, you gys work out it decide. Not matter who but you have the CLOUT. No annoying uncle character s nd no more LA games but we can go courtside Lakers soon. Ball hitting uncle Vauxhall in the head and a fight ensuing and other team fighting us memeb that? wow. I punching that guy face. What that night we drinkiong at 21 club 200 yr old scotch whew that was good. Lindsay cam and dance for us that sexy. So,,, in NYC we are to meet SOON. CHeck in with the boys Slater waiting so danny rhea and sandler maybe IN. Ciao Comment on this... |
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| by TTTTTT Jack get them fior me in LA they cop mys stuff off me thpsee foools. So show up at opening of "inappropriate happiness" with your golf ball club , go wild joker. show these chiumpss they no can mess with your bud "T-Dog," the one /onlyreal deal. go now, getwild. mess up their show, berak ther stuff and pull curtains off the ceiling. cause they dumb and gay. thanks jack alaways, your bud T-Code!! Comment on this... |
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| by Jack Nicholson Alan, your script is spactakular and yes I will play a Jessup with you in your commercial. I like that airline too, I fly it a lot so. What do you need from me? Just Say and i will get things in motion. I am out in LA and you can come out and stay w/me in the Garfunkle suite. He played in paul simon and he like sing bridge over trouble water. just for us. his toup fall off every time too and it hilarious, youllsee. also, can u dig holes good alan? cause i want dig a big whiole in my yard. i think gold there. it not a big deal, but if you could halp me dig it could be great! i was getting too old by myself. if we can dig about 25 feet that be good. my gold meter found it there, so then i can pay you some gold and we shoot your comercial. i hope it never rain cause the labor boy buried there last year, ha, ha. who care, he not finding any gold anyhow. Alan call my agent at IMG asap alan. Comment on this... |
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| by Alan S. I just wrote a "Spec Commercial" for Northwest Airlines that would star Jack Nicholson, reprising his role as Col. Nathan Jessep from the 1992 Rob Reiner blockbuster hit, "A Few Good Men". Could you give this a look see and let me know what you think? FADE IN: INT. MILITARY COURTROOM - WITNESS STAND - DAYTIME We quickly realize that we are watching the famous court room exchange between Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson from the 1992 Rob Reiner blockbuster, "A Few Good Men". Tom Cruise (as Lt. Daniel Kaffee) and Jack Nicholson (as Col. Nathan Jessep) are in a very heated exchange over something. What could it be about? KAFFEE (Shouting) I want the UPGRADE! Jessep contemplates to himself, staring off into the distance. Suddenly, he begins to think out loud... JESSEP (Mumbling) That means I get the jump seat... Jessep then looks up wide eyed and pivots his head back at Kaffee as he pounds his fist down hard on the witness stand rail with a THUD. JESSEP (Angrily) An UPGRADE? YOU CAN'T HANDLE AN UPGRADE!!! CUT TO: EXT - RUNWAY AT MINNEAPOLIS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT - DAYTIME We see a Northwest Airbus A330 taking off in all of it's glory... replete with Red Tail and all. CUT TO: INT - AIRBUS A330 - WORLD BUSINESS CLASS CABIN - DAYTIME We see beloved Northwest CEO, Doug Steenland, sitting in a relaxed, confident pose in a World Business Class seat with an open magazine and a glass of red wine on his side table. We can see Kaffee in the seat ahead of him, oblivious. He puts his seat back as Steenland addresses us... STEENLAND At Northwest Airlines, we're Looking for a few good passengers. (Motioning) Come... join us! RESOLVE TO: EXT- AIRBUS A330 - RED TAIL - DUSK At the end of the tail we see Jessep in a STRAIGHT JACKET, perched in front of the Red Tail. He is leaning back and kicking up his feet and laughing hysterically with a wide eyed, slightly crazy grin... JESSEP (Cackling and Laughing Gleefully) Northwest Airlines. Some people just know how to fly!!! FADE OUT. Comment on this... |
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| by T Code DD Thread: Mr.D. : Emergency SECRET meeting @ the Hungry Heffer about THE movie / or....How To Get Out of Crying "I'm a Duck! I'm a Duck!" in a Public Place (Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:56pm ET) Comment on this... |
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| by T Code Talks broke down with Mr. D's people Mr. N. The Agency will not put me in contact with Mr. DeVito. Things Spiralling Out of Control. Please Help. Told CS too. I know you have PULL with Mr. DeVito. I believe he likes the script, but the suits are trying to ruin it! Please help us out Mr. N.! The part of Stash is still yours if U want it Mr. N. No Joke Mr. N. Real Deal, on the Level-LIKE. H-L-E-P HELP!! ASAP, Literary Emergency, MAYDAY, SOS, 911 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Comment on this... |
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