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Jack what That the Finger Thingy you did at LA? (Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:53pm ET)report post
by The LA Coliseum Janitor (On Call)

What that mean the pinky finger waving at the black guy? Jack NEW PROJECT vcoiming down the pike babe. Vision this, you are a CHEF. Yes a chef like gorgy ramsy bud. And if the foood not cook right you THROW the chicken right on the guy! Hahahahaha!!!! You say I said RIGHT NOW kitchen boy do it right! But the guys idiot and do stuff behind your back. So then yiou say oh yeh? Hows this? You dump the bowl egg batter right on the guy HEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAH....
Thaty out be hjilarious and get good rating.
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Ha! Jack what Now Basketball? (Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:57pm ET)report post
by George Steinbrenner

Jack why basketball so soon? What happend the baseball game? Arent you gonna root us the Yankees the world Series? Basket ball no good those guys jumopp up & down back & forth back & forth make me quessy.
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New York Yankees Game (Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:22pm ET)report post
by Freddie

Jack sooon Yankees come there play LA. Can is sit by you a game? The guy usually sit there no good. Evry time you get up he put the Whoopi cushion down and it get old. It funny a cople time but adftr while it get old..... And the otyher guy have bad gas always. You need NEW amigo Jack , ME. I invited you Rao remember? But you busy and DAnny came, Slater, too. I can give it to you a bRAND NEW kitrten cause w e have 6. You like a kitty jack> i bring it the game maybe?
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Jack member that time that Award Show ? (Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:32pm ET)report post
by Millicent, Montauk Boy and Rao

That guy heckkle and you through a cocktale on him? that hilaroius, ha-ha. i hate these guys award show they no respect. also jack, i dont here you back wonder why we go raos soon the DINNA time? i tried email you that Agent chic of you forget her name but she not sending you the right meassages. the b****. and that one time spagos she took 20 out your wallet you got up you never knew. i knwo cause my friend said slater told him that. so fire your agent joker and get more us we watch your back better. movie bouy OUT.
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Jack NEW movie for you and you or Danny the BIG BOSS!!!! (Tue Sep 8, 2009 5:54pm ET)report post
by XTTTC, Rao Jimmy The Mooch and Uncle Vau

Jack Movie is ON Champ we talking slater devito and rhea. Plan is to meeting RAOS gret restaurant and talk the deal . You can be the Lead or Danny, you gys work out it decide. Not matter who but you have the CLOUT. No annoying uncle character s nd no more LA games but we can go courtside Lakers soon. Ball hitting uncle Vauxhall in the head and a fight ensuing and other team fighting us memeb that? wow. I punching that guy face. What that night we drinkiong at 21 club 200 yr old scotch whew that was good. Lindsay cam and dance for us that sexy. So,,, in NYC we are to meet SOON. CHeck in with the boys Slater waiting so danny rhea and sandler maybe IN. Ciao
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No one will come to your gay play now....ha.ha.ha,ha (Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:27pm ET)report post
by TTTTTT

Jack get them fior me in LA they cop mys stuff off me thpsee foools. So show up at opening of "inappropriate happiness" with your golf ball club , go wild joker. show these chiumpss they no can mess with your bud "T-Dog," the one /onlyreal deal. go now, getwild. mess up their show, berak ther stuff and pull curtains off the ceiling. cause they dumb and gay. thanks jack alaways, your bud T-Code!!
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Alan, I want to meet to you very soon. (Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:46pm ET)report post
by Jack Nicholson

Alan, your script is spactakular and yes I will play a Jessup with you in your commercial. I like that airline too, I fly it a lot so. What do you need from me? Just Say and i will get things in motion. I am out in LA and you can come out and stay w/me in the Garfunkle suite. He played in paul simon and he like sing bridge over trouble water. just for us. his toup fall off every time too and it hilarious, youllsee. also, can u dig holes good alan? cause i want dig a big whiole in my yard. i think gold there. it not a big deal, but if you could halp me dig it could be great! i was getting too old by myself. if we can dig about 25 feet that be good. my gold meter found it there, so then i can pay you some gold and we shoot your comercial. i hope it never rain cause the labor boy buried there last year, ha, ha. who care, he not finding any gold anyhow. Alan call my agent at IMG asap alan.
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Jack Nicholson Commercial (Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:00am ET)report post
by Alan S.
I just wrote a "Spec Commercial" for Northwest Airlines that would star Jack Nicholson, reprising his role as Col. Nathan Jessep from the 1992 Rob Reiner blockbuster hit, "A Few Good Men". Could you give this a look see and let me know what you think?

FADE IN:

INT. MILITARY COURTROOM - WITNESS STAND - DAYTIME

We quickly realize that we are watching the famous court room exchange between Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson from the 1992 Rob Reiner blockbuster, "A Few Good Men". Tom Cruise (as Lt. Daniel Kaffee) and Jack Nicholson (as Col. Nathan Jessep) are in a very heated exchange over something. What could it be about?

KAFFEE (Shouting)
I want the UPGRADE!
Jessep contemplates to himself, staring off into the distance. Suddenly, he begins to think out loud...

JESSEP (Mumbling)
That means I get the jump seat...
Jessep then looks up wide eyed and pivots his head back at Kaffee as he pounds his fist down hard on the witness stand rail with a THUD.

JESSEP (Angrily)
An UPGRADE? YOU CAN'T HANDLE AN UPGRADE!!!
CUT TO:

EXT - RUNWAY AT MINNEAPOLIS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT - DAYTIME

We see a Northwest Airbus A330 taking off in all of it's glory... replete with Red Tail and all.

CUT TO:

INT - AIRBUS A330 - WORLD BUSINESS CLASS CABIN - DAYTIME

We see beloved Northwest CEO, Doug Steenland, sitting in a relaxed, confident pose in a World Business Class seat with an open magazine and a glass of red wine on his side table. We can see Kaffee in the seat ahead of him, oblivious. He puts his seat back as Steenland addresses us...

STEENLAND
At Northwest Airlines, we're Looking for a few good passengers. (Motioning) Come... join us!
RESOLVE TO:

EXT- AIRBUS A330 - RED TAIL - DUSK

At the end of the tail we see Jessep in a STRAIGHT JACKET, perched in front of the Red Tail. He is leaning back and kicking up his feet and laughing hysterically with a wide eyed, slightly crazy grin...

JESSEP (Cackling and Laughing Gleefully)
Northwest Airlines. Some people just know how to fly!!!
FADE OUT.
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Disregard Last Post, I Must'v Been Inebriated / Secret Meeting with DD Set Up, I will hold my Breath to See if He Shows Up / If U can Help Out, I will play "Chesty" for U 4 Mr. Schubiger (Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:05pm ET)report post
by T Code

DD Thread:

Mr.D. : Emergency SECRET meeting @ the Hungry Heffer about THE movie / or....How To Get Out of Crying "I'm a Duck! I'm a Duck!" in a Public Place (Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:56pm ET)
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Mr. Nicholson, Please Help With Desperate Situation / or Somebody Just Boosted My Damn Oscar !! (Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:21pm ET)report post
by T Code

Talks broke down with Mr. D's people Mr. N. The Agency will not put me in contact with Mr. DeVito. Things Spiralling Out of Control. Please Help. Told CS too. I know you have PULL with Mr. DeVito. I believe he likes the script, but the suits are trying to ruin it! Please help us out Mr. N.! The part of Stash is still yours if U want it Mr. N. No Joke Mr. N. Real Deal, on the Level-LIKE. H-L-E-P HELP!! ASAP, Literary Emergency, MAYDAY, SOS, 911 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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