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| by George Steinbrenner Jack why basketball so soon? What happend the baseball game? Arent you gonna root us the Yankees the world Series? Basket ball no good those guys jumopp up & down back & forth back & forth make me quessy. Comment on this... |
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| by Freddie Jack sooon Yankees come there play LA. Can is sit by you a game? The guy usually sit there no good. Evry time you get up he put the Whoopi cushion down and it get old. It funny a cople time but adftr while it get old..... And the otyher guy have bad gas always. You need NEW amigo Jack , ME. I invited you Rao remember? But you busy and DAnny came, Slater, too. I can give it to you a bRAND NEW kitrten cause w e have 6. You like a kitty jack> i bring it the game maybe? Comment on this... |
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| by Millicent, Montauk Boy and Rao That guy heckkle and you through a cocktale on him? that hilaroius, ha-ha. i hate these guys award show they no respect. also jack, i dont here you back wonder why we go raos soon the DINNA time? i tried email you that Agent chic of you forget her name but she not sending you the right meassages. the b****. and that one time spagos she took 20 out your wallet you got up you never knew. i knwo cause my friend said slater told him that. so fire your agent joker and get more us we watch your back better. movie bouy OUT. Comment on this... |
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| by XTTTC, Rao Jimmy The Mooch and Uncle Vau Jack Movie is ON Champ we talking slater devito and rhea. Plan is to meeting RAOS gret restaurant and talk the deal . You can be the Lead or Danny, you gys work out it decide. Not matter who but you have the CLOUT. No annoying uncle character s nd no more LA games but we can go courtside Lakers soon. Ball hitting uncle Vauxhall in the head and a fight ensuing and other team fighting us memeb that? wow. I punching that guy face. What that night we drinkiong at 21 club 200 yr old scotch whew that was good. Lindsay cam and dance for us that sexy. So,,, in NYC we are to meet SOON. CHeck in with the boys Slater waiting so danny rhea and sandler maybe IN. Ciao Comment on this... |
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| by TTTTTT Jack get them fior me in LA they cop mys stuff off me thpsee foools. So show up at opening of "inappropriate happiness" with your golf ball club , go wild joker. show these chiumpss they no can mess with your bud "T-Dog," the one /onlyreal deal. go now, getwild. mess up their show, berak ther stuff and pull curtains off the ceiling. cause they dumb and gay. thanks jack alaways, your bud T-Code!! Comment on this... |
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| by Jack Nicholson Alan, your script is spactakular and yes I will play a Jessup with you in your commercial. I like that airline too, I fly it a lot so. What do you need from me? Just Say and i will get things in motion. I am out in LA and you can come out and stay w/me in the Garfunkle suite. He played in paul simon and he like sing bridge over trouble water. just for us. his toup fall off every time too and it hilarious, youllsee. also, can u dig holes good alan? cause i want dig a big whiole in my yard. i think gold there. it not a big deal, but if you could halp me dig it could be great! i was getting too old by myself. if we can dig about 25 feet that be good. my gold meter found it there, so then i can pay you some gold and we shoot your comercial. i hope it never rain cause the labor boy buried there last year, ha, ha. who care, he not finding any gold anyhow. Alan call my agent at IMG asap alan. Comment on this... |
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| by Alan S. I just wrote a "Spec Commercial" for Northwest Airlines that would star Jack Nicholson, reprising his role as Col. Nathan Jessep from the 1992 Rob Reiner blockbuster hit, "A Few Good Men". Could you give this a look see and let me know what you think? FADE IN: INT. MILITARY COURTROOM - WITNESS STAND - DAYTIME We quickly realize that we are watching the famous court room exchange between Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson from the 1992 Rob Reiner blockbuster, "A Few Good Men". Tom Cruise (as Lt. Daniel Kaffee) and Jack Nicholson (as Col. Nathan Jessep) are in a very heated exchange over something. What could it be about? KAFFEE (Shouting) I want the UPGRADE! Jessep contemplates to himself, staring off into the distance. Suddenly, he begins to think out loud... JESSEP (Mumbling) That means I get the jump seat... Jessep then looks up wide eyed and pivots his head back at Kaffee as he pounds his fist down hard on the witness stand rail with a THUD. JESSEP (Angrily) An UPGRADE? YOU CAN'T HANDLE AN UPGRADE!!! CUT TO: EXT - RUNWAY AT MINNEAPOLIS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT - DAYTIME We see a Northwest Airbus A330 taking off in all of it's glory... replete with Red Tail and all. CUT TO: INT - AIRBUS A330 - WORLD BUSINESS CLASS CABIN - DAYTIME We see beloved Northwest CEO, Doug Steenland, sitting in a relaxed, confident pose in a World Business Class seat with an open magazine and a glass of red wine on his side table. We can see Kaffee in the seat ahead of him, oblivious. He puts his seat back as Steenland addresses us... STEENLAND At Northwest Airlines, we're Looking for a few good passengers. (Motioning) Come... join us! RESOLVE TO: EXT- AIRBUS A330 - RED TAIL - DUSK At the end of the tail we see Jessep in a STRAIGHT JACKET, perched in front of the Red Tail. He is leaning back and kicking up his feet and laughing hysterically with a wide eyed, slightly crazy grin... JESSEP (Cackling and Laughing Gleefully) Northwest Airlines. Some people just know how to fly!!! FADE OUT. Comment on this... |
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| by T Code DD Thread: Mr.D. : Emergency SECRET meeting @ the Hungry Heffer about THE movie / or....How To Get Out of Crying "I'm a Duck! I'm a Duck!" in a Public Place (Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:56pm ET) Comment on this... |
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| by T Code Talks broke down with Mr. D's people Mr. N. The Agency will not put me in contact with Mr. DeVito. Things Spiralling Out of Control. Please Help. Told CS too. I know you have PULL with Mr. DeVito. I believe he likes the script, but the suits are trying to ruin it! Please help us out Mr. N.! The part of Stash is still yours if U want it Mr. N. No Joke Mr. N. Real Deal, on the Level-LIKE. H-L-E-P HELP!! ASAP, Literary Emergency, MAYDAY, SOS, 911 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Comment on this... |
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| by TTTTTTTT BOOY-YAH!! HA-HA! Yep. it's ME. I could really see you as S***** or The C***** in this (CS only knows Screenplay Title; Only one on the West Coast who knows; Only one on the East Coast without a Phone---Me). Calaboosto (all else disregard; it's an LA thing---you wouldn't understand). CS knows title: Abrev.: "FGF." It happened, late 90's. Now I'm still feeling the hangover, but When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Turn Pro as Hunter said. One day you see, I got up on the wrong side of the world and it went all topsy-turvey like the upside down room at the Carnival. And I'm really sorry about the Pot Belly Pig Mr. N. Don't know if you got the message while dining, but it's gone. I cannot sell it to you after all. What happened to the Damn thing you would never believe, and so there's no point in even going into it. No, no, you wouldn't believe me anyhow. What's that? Well okay, I suppose a mere snippet wouldn't hurt I guess. You see... I was in LA a while back and I wanted to sell this Pot Belly Pig I had. It's name was Hector (friend of a friend kind of thing). So I said maybe I'll swing by that restaurant where all the boys hang out in LA and have a few laughs, you know, let the thing run around the restaurant for a while, jump into a couple plates of pasta---Ha-Ha. No big thing, nothing serious. But when I got there, Hector smelled the food and ran into the outer kitchen entrance. You, were said to be inside also JN. And there was also this commotion next door. Some teenage girl had abandoned her baby at a Convent a few doors down. God Bless her. But eventually Hector comes running out of the kitchen like gangbusters after some evil Bastiche of a cook threw a cleaver at him. So now he's squealing and crying and all, looking for somewhere to hide. So, seeing no safety, he jumped into the Baby Stroller with this abandoned infant in it and hides under the blanket. I'm thinking, "Oh $#@!... What now?" But then out comes a Nun out of the convent to collect the Baby. So she peers under the blanket to see the baby and sees this piglet lying next to the Baby drinking a Baby bottle. This thing just got worse and worse. So the Nun faints, goes cold turkey on the ground. Now I'm shaking wondering what to do. Hector won't let me grab him and get outta' there. When he's got milk he's vicious. So now the Police are on the way, there's a Pig in the Baby cradle and a Nun is seemingly dead on the ground and I HAVE TO SOMEHOW EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS F#$@! SH#$@! AAGGGHHHHH!! AAAGGGHHHH!!! AAAAGGHHHH!!! See why I get so nuts? So, what do I do? Think, think. Some neighbors come out by that point "Sister Colietta! Sister Corietta! What did you do to her?!" What did I DO? See what I mean? I'm screwed. "She's passed out drunk," I said (couldn't think of anything else)---"I dunno. I was just passing by and thought I could help." So now I really got to get Hector and get the FREAK out of there---Pronto. So the only thing to do was wheel the stroller away or grab the kid and leave the Pig, but that's abduction, and I'm not thinking straight. So I seem to recall something about "Switch the kid for the pig into another carrier or something," but that's where it got real FUZZY. The stress and all. I think the kid ended up in a milk crate or something (all tenderly placed) and I hightailed it with his stroller. I don't remember what happened after that. It was all like a blur, everything went into slow motion, like a ZONE. But I guess I got away, because I woke up back at my friend's apartment 18 hours later in a cold sweat, still shaking like a leaf. Now I got...let me just see here, if my tally serves me correctly it shapes up like this: Child Endagerment, Cruelty to Animals, Blasphemy, Attempted Kid., Theft and Pyschotic Episode without a Script (which is Definitely a Felony in LA). I don't NEED that kind of pressure in my life J.N. I got enough problems. These Freak Larks seem to FIND ME. Ask [X-Friend]. Last time he put me up in a REAL Haunted House with Gargantuans crashing through sheet rock walls at 3 AM. No joke. The Townspeople?---Banjo Guy, Deliverance. I'm going to go take 2 aspirins now. I feel a little light headed. Anyone else? [X-Friend] is going to send email about CS/AD soon. Calaboosto. Comment on this... |
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