W.C. Fields Quotes
7 quotations by W.C. Fields
 | Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. |  |
| I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. | |
| Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. | |
| A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. | |
| I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. | |
| Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. | |
| Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. | |