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W.C. Fields Quotes

7 quotations by W.C. Fields

QuoteFew things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.Quote

QuoteI like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.Quote

QuoteHorse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.Quote

QuoteA thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.Quote

QuoteI never vote for anyone; I always vote against.Quote

QuoteOnce, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.Quote

QuoteChildren should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.Quote