W.C. Fields Quotes
7 quotations by W.C. Fields
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. |
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. |
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. |
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. |
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. |
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. |
Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. |