John Barrymore Quotes
12 quotations by John Barrymore
 | You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. |  |
| You can only be as good as you dare to be bad. | |
| The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. | |
| The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. | |
| Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. | |
| My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. | |
| Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. | |
| I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. | |
| I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. | |
| Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. | |
| Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. | |
| America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. | |