Lily Tomlin Quotes
9 quotations by Lily Tomlin
 | No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. |  |
| Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet | |
| Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. | |
| We're all in this alone. | |
| Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. | |
| The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. | |
| Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. | |
| Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. | |
| Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. | |