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Noel Coward Quotes

22 quotations by Noel Coward

QuoteWit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.Quote

QuoteWe have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?Quote

QuoteThere's always something fishy about the French.Quote

QuoteThe higher the building the lower the morals.Quote

QuoteSuccess took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.Quote

QuoteSomeday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.Quote

QuotePeople are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.Quote

QuoteNever mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.Quote

QuoteMy body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.Quote

QuoteMona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.Quote

QuoteLet's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.Quote

QuoteLearn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.Quote

QuoteJust say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.Quote

QuoteIt's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.Quote

QuoteIf you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.Quote

QuoteI've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.Quote

QuoteI'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.Quote

QuoteI'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.Quote

QuoteI like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.Quote

QuoteI have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.Quote

QuoteI have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.Quote

QuoteExtraordinary how potent cheap music is.Quote