Daily BirthdaysTim Conway Forum
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| by Tom Modern, Old Age Activist Were you making fun of the Aged Tim? Was that it? So you like to make fun of Old People Huh? "Mrs. Soo-Higgins..." and all that. People tell me her name was actually "Mrs. Swiggins," or "Mrs. Higgins," or something Tim. So can you explain to me HOW THE HELL you got "Mrs. Soo-Higgins" out of that Tim? Were you saying that the Elderly can't Speak Properly Tim? Or were you making fun of the Chinese Tim? Because if so, I can get Al Jenkins the Pit-Bull Attorney from NYC's ACLU over to your Lawyers Joint ASAP and Drop the BIGGEST Defamation/Liable Suit your toes ever felt. Thicker than Bricks Tim. These things weigh 25lbs at least! Ha-Ha-Ha, funny-funny Hollywood types sipping their C-Pagne and making Wisecracks about Old People... My Grandmother was 96 Tim! And were you saying that all Old People can't walk Tim? What was with that Shuffle-Step Bit? Why didn't you just use a DAMN ALUMINUM WALKER WHILE YOU WERE AT IT TIM!!!! AAGGHHH!! AAAGGGHHH!!!! AAAAAGGHHHH!!! Comment on this... |
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| by Betty He is the funniest man, in this day and age. It just came out so naturally. You could anticipate he is going to pop up with something hillareous. Hope he can live forever. Comment on this... |