George Clooney Quotes

19 quotations by George Clooney

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk.

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark, and I'm there now.

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And that's the danger, you inhale. Everyone will tell you you're a genius, which you are not, and if you understand that, you win.

We're picking on people we can beat.

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried the franchise. But the truth is, it was a big project. I was pretty intimidated in that world. I did the best I could in the situation I was given.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.'

The funniest thing is that all the things every director goes through, I thought I could shortcut, but there was no getting around those issues.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

I'm the flavor of the month.

I'm really white trash.

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.

I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it.

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him.

Do you want the truth or the politically correct version? The truth is that I go plastic, it's so much easier. And I like to put the bags over my head at night when I sleep, which I think all the kids at home should try. Kidding!!

America can't beat anyone anymore.

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.