David Letterman Quotes
8 quotations by David Letterman
 | Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. |  |
| I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious. | |
| Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. | |
| New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. | |
| There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. | |
| Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. | |
| Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. | |
| USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 of the population. | |