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Dean Martin Quotes

7 quotations by Dean Martin

QuoteYou're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.Quote

QuoteThere's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.Quote

QuoteIf you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.Quote

QuoteI've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.Quote

QuoteI'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.Quote

QuoteI once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.Quote

QuoteI feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.Quote