Jessica Simpson Quotes

12 quotations by Jessica Simpson

Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?

I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence.

I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff.

I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.

I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.

I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.

At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!