Matt Groening Quotes

30 quotations by Matt Groening

When The Simpsons came around, there really was nothing else like it on TV. It's hard to imagine, but when Fox first took the plunge with it, it was considered controversial to put animation on prime time.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.

The thing that makes me happiest about Simpsons Illustrated are all the drawings that we get from readers. I wish we could print them all. They're really imaginative. They show a lot of hard work.

The Simpsons is an especially collaborative show.

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.

Since I was there in the very beginning, I know the history of the characters. So, I make comments about the tone and sometimes remind the writers that we've done that before.

One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself.

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at the covers of science-fiction magazines and books, and I've read quite extensively as an adult.

I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.

I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.

I also found child's play - stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy - was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Eat my shorts!

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Don't have a cow, man.

Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.

A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.

A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.