Witless Protection (2008)

Larry should have remained a cable guy

This man is why terrorists hate us. He makes our entire nation look stupid and uneducated. I think that it is sad and insulting that someone so completely talentless can become such a success in the entertainment industry, and also a sad statement about the mentality of society. September 28, 2008

Worth a Razzie

I call this worth a Razzie award, but to Larry that won't be an insult and in my eyes it is straight on target for what Larry is all about. If you're looking for "Scent of a Woman", well this is "A Fish Called Wanda."

Based on that, I think that the movie delivers on its expectations. It for a rainy night at the beach with your drinking buddies when you don't have anything better to do kind of movie. August 20, 2008

J David Moeller rides again!

You can't help but love Larry the Cable Guy. And there's a lot to love. In person he's a soft spoken, unassuming, kind individual; polite and well mannered..but with a sense of humor that'll curl bark if you let it.
He told a group of us at the wrap party for this film (I play Elmer -the crazy dude in the barn)that he writes every night. Usually a story. As he's writing he might come up with a joke or two which he saves. A few jokes a night every night of the year and you've got yourself a pretty good library of jokes. One of the reasons he was the 7th highest earning comic of 2007. Buy this film and laugh. I did. August 10, 2008

Never should have seen the light of day

If you spent a penny for this movie you got ripped off. Larry the Cable Guy returns in his third (!?!?!?!?!) film as Larry the Cable Guy, big stretch I know. Again we are treated to idiotic one liners, bodily function jokes, redneck patriotism, and bumbling incompetance. Much like the Three Stooges or Inspector Cleuseu, no matter how idiotic the hero is, he always beats the bad guys. I love slapstick and sight gag humor, but a naked Larry the Cable Guy getting a body cavity search is just too much, even for his biggest fans. The only real redeaming thing about this movie is that Jeff Foxworthy did NOT make a cameo.

So what kind of film is this? Larry is a small town deputy who dreams of becoming an FBI agent. So in an attempt to make his dream come true, he kidnaps a witness from FBI protection. He then decides to take her to CHicago himself to testify. Of course we have some corrupt agents which does nothing but stretch this movie out another unbearable 30 minutes. There;s really nothing else to say about the movie except that it sucks and Larry's constant one liners just make the film that much painful.

August 7, 2008

Very Funny

Great funny movie with lots of great
jokes loved all the funny action scenes as
well August 7, 2008

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