Crooked (2005)

A gorgeous call girl is the sole witness to a brutal murder...a killing that will shake the very structures of the police department, the state department, and the world of organized crime. Now, two cops at odds with each other must become partners and take the girl undercover if she is to survive. Shockingly, at every turn, the cops Tyler and Yordan, along with the beautiful call girl, become the hunted. On the run, knowing that someone is informing a mob of killers determined to slaughter them all, Tyler and Yordan continually face the suspicion that one of them is the informant. They can trust no one. But sometimes the only way to survive is to unite forces with anyone who will stand by your side. From Chinatown to downtown, from the L.A. underworld to the Hollywood Hills, two predators become the unlikely prey.

rubbish

simply rubbish, lost loose plot un convincing...all wrong, boring scenes, and probly from an ex-xxxx DPO November 20, 2008

This Movie is just plain AWFUL !!!! Avoid it like the PLAGUE !!!!

I hate to disagree with the other esteemed reviewer of this cinematic nightmare, but it is my duty to inform the innocent viewing audience that this was a completely AWFUL movie.

The dialog was ridiculous, the "action" scenes were right out of a Keystone Cops cartoon, the acting was beneath contempt (including some fairly well-known actors who definitely should have known better), and at no time does it rise above the level of a mid-60's soft-core porn movie, which coincidentally it actually becomes once the characters seek refuge at (cliche alert) a "flight attendant's" house.

Beware of any movie in which one of the characters has a middle name of "The Dragon", especially when he appears to be about 60 years old with martial arts skills that are on par with one of the zombies in Dawn of the Dead. Beware any movie in which Gary Busey utters the following immortal lines while consoling a guy whose father committed suicide: "Just look at this as an....(forgetting the script)....an.....what's the word?....(someone says it from off camera) an evolution....of your....your....what's the word? (again from off camera)....your destiny." I kid you not. Everyone involved in this wretched production must have been over-medicated or delusional, including the poor devils who put up the money to produce it.

In conclusion. It is so awful as to be laughable, therefore, if you do rent or buy it, do so for its (unintentional) comedy content, definitely not for its drama. It is as Gary Busey would say....uh.....uh....what's the word?.....AWFUL !!! August 19, 2007

Beyond Oscar

This is the best movie anyone has ever made. Gary Busey is at his insane best. I won't ruin the plot for you because I've never seen the movie, but I know it's good because I can feel it. My extra senses are seldom wrong, and after the nurse comes in to clip my toe nails and give me my medicine, I'll write another review. August 13, 2007

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