Clerks II (2006)

Amazing

Well what can I say KS took a great movie an made it better I am in waiting for a part 3 the lives of Dante and Randle are filled with laughs this is one of the best moveis I have seen in any years I have watched it over 20 times I love it August 18, 2008

IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME - AGAIN, GOOD TIME, THIS IS IT!

I saw the trailer to this movie and a brief television review prior to renting it and its predecessor, "Clerks I". I found the term "interspecial erotica" disgusting, yet intriguing. Yeah, the rating is "R" due to alleged "aberrant sexuality" but the movie is so funny that somehow the possibility of crude sexuality didn't scare me away. The movie is hilarious. Now the rest of those clowns in the movie built up an immunity from the first film but I don't see how Rosario Dawson made it through the movie without being admitted to a Level 1 Trauma Center for "Severe Comic Relief, secondary to Uncontrollable Giggling, NOS". I know that I hurt myself just watching it. Was Ben Affleck in the movie? I must have missed him. But that ain't hard to do with a "donkey show" as a co-star and Ben's recent acting credits.

Kevin Smith has a fan in me. I have to close this review with two words" "Donkey Show".....and it is not as graphic as the rating. Be adventurous, use your own judgment, and you will have a great time with this flick!
August 3, 2008

The original is always the best. but this comes very close.

Clerks has always been one of my all time favorite films, now Clerks II is sitting right up there with it.
This movie is worth having just to find out who Mr. Pillow pants is ?

I dare anyone who hasn't seen this film to guess.
One ring to rule them all.

I LOVE IT !! June 23, 2008

It's the Good Book Sirs.

A long time in the making/waiting, Clerks II finally makes it here.
If you enjoy the New Jersey Kevin Smith series, you'll enjoy the conclusion(?) of the Clerks' story.

Taking place in a Mooby's restaurant (brought to fame in "Dogma") it continues the story of the two clerks from the convenience store, and of course Jay and Silent Bob, this time "new and improved."

Nothing is sacred in this installment as the continued stresses of working in the food industry and daily life is brought to a crude/vulgar light. Several debates rise over the Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, racial slurs, and inter-species erotica.
Without revealing too much, just rely on the story to have your reoccurring themes, interlacing stories, and ground-breaking confrontations that are the norm for the series.

And this movie has it's share of cameos. Whether it's Ben Affleck or Wanda Sykes with Earthquake, be sure to be surprised.

Is the customer always right? Perhaps. But don't "mess" with people that handle your food. And watch out for Pillow Pants. June 11, 2008

HDDVD Died but this fill is still HD

While HD DVD has officaly bowed out of the fight, You can still pickup great HD DVD movies for your player. Clerks II has a plethora of great extras and the great High Definition picture enthusiasts have come to love.

Clerks II serves as a great response to the original and the Cast was spectacular with many great cameos! May 12, 2008

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