Motor Home Massacre (2005)

A lighthearted vacation in a vintage RV turns into a deadly roller-coaster ride for seven young friends in this gorefest tinged with touches of camp. A psychopath armed with night vision goggles and a machete stalks his prey and there seems to be no escaping his brutal intentions.System Requirements:Running Time 91 Mins.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: HORROR Rating: R UPC: 012236193722 Manufacturer No: 19373 Product Description

time that was NOT well wasted

one weekend i rented this movie because it was something i had never seen before so i just thought id check it out. man am i glad i didnt buy it! this is one of the stupidest movies ive ever seen. first i think the girls in the film were all porn actors and the guys were idiots. one guy acted like some bad rapper through the whole movie. the effects were stupid. the blood looked like they had poured ketchup everywhere. the weapons looked like spray painted cardboard cutouts. it was so stupid i spent alot of time laughing. the redneck at the store they stopped at was a huge laugh. definitely dont waste your money on this. now if you want something to laugh at sometime rent it for 99 cents and you will see how dumb it is February 5, 2008

Whoa...money for this??

It's amazing to think that I spent money on something this bad, but, hey, anything can happen! Where to start with this train wreck of a "horror" movie. I'll list just a few of the cons of this movie:

1. You know the killer in the first three minutes of the movie.
2. There is no excuse for the terribleness of the acting.
3. The deaths are lame and pathetic, and unoriginal.
4. The characters are very annoying, and I was pissed when the girl who got dragged behind the motor home survived. DAMMIT!!
5. The ending was, like, WHOA! Where the hell did that come in?
6. The script is atrocious.
7. A decapitated head is just a head with the body off camera.

So, you have been warned. Motor Home Massacre is a massacre of the B-horror genre. This is just inexcusable. Movies this bad should be banned from video stores. It's just terrible. Don't even waste your money renting this trash. November 5, 2007

WOW, really fake blood and really bad acting!

The main problem with this film is the BAD acting, directing, and obnoxiously bad gore effects. While there are some pretty hot chicks to gawk at in this low-budget flick, sitting through an hour and a half of the cheesy acting is not worth it. There is a good truck driving song and one funny scene where the blonde pulls a big, thick knife out of a nerd's pocket. This is really bad low-budget filmmaking. If you really want to watch a low-budget horror flick with bad reviews, watch The Cavern, it is actually pretty good! January 26, 2007

Time lost that I'll never get back....

How anyone can give this movie more than one star is beyond me. This movie isn't even a good spoof of 80's slasher flicks. It just looks like more crap with that distinctive Canadian back-bacon stench.

Watch as Benji apparently has a magical sweater-vest and tie which can disappear and reappear from one scene-cut to the next. The "actors" make a horrible attempt at Southern accents, making Kevin Costner's British accent performance in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves" look brilliant. Even more interesting is that the "producers'" credits are longer than the entire crew! There's a lot of stuff I've produced that the world doesn't need too see. All those idiots that fought to have their name put in this movie need to understand this concept for themselves...

Now, I suppose some of you will argue that this movie delivers in the breast department. Indeed, it does, but mostly with clothes! If you want to "spoof" an American 80's slasher flick, here's a tip: Use bimbos with REAL boobs, and show more of them!

Finally, AGAIN with the Southern redneck stereotypes! Must there always be the token creepy guy with the Confederate flag ball-cap? The movie was shot in CANADA! Canada Has plenty of retarded rednecks, so how about a little more imagination and make a movie about THOSE inbred Canook rednecks? Take off, eh!

How these "film-makers" managed to manipulate so many people into investing in yet another waste of anyone's time who watches this is beyond me...I guess there must have been a lot of sweet oral release for certain people involved so that this steaming pile could be made...



January 14, 2007

Horrible disaster of a movie

Seriously people do NOT buy this movie. This movie is so horrible, I can't even put it into words. The acting is not even mediocre. I don't even know if to call it acting. It shouldn't be called acting it would be an insult to the real actors out there.

When you read the negative reviews, please read all of them. They are absolutely telling you the truth. I'm sure you've never heard of this movie and some of the people here probably rented or bought the movie like I did based on the cover. That's all it is a scary cover, nothing more. The movie wasn't scary at all. If I could give this movie 0 stars I would. November 27, 2006

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