Sex and the Teenage Mind (2002)

Steamy, sexy and hilariously funny, this raucous new comedy navigates the uncharted wilderness of the teenage mind, where hormones run rampant and libidos run amuck! Jay Michael Ferguson (Return to Sender), Allison Lange (TV's Roswell ), Dee Wallace Stone (E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial) and Danica McKellar (TV's 'the Wonder Years ) star in this sextacular hit that'll arouse your desire'to watch it again and again. Virgil (Ferguson) is a healthy high-schooler with two big problems: He's a geek anda virgin. The closest he can get to his dream girl, Kellie (Lange), is when he sits near her in history class. But when Kellie drops her cheat sheets during a test, and their teacher is ready to makeher history, Virgil leaps to the rescue, claiming the notes are his! Smitten by his chivalry, Kellie wants to give Virgil something she knows he needs: sex! Will Virgil finally make it to manhood, orwill his one night in heaven turn into the dream date from hell?

Definately for teenagers

I like Allison Lange, she's a good actress, but the movie was just so so. Actually got bored. Just a silly movie, brainless.
August 18, 2008

Not very good at all

I made the mistake of thinking that this movie might be funny. It wasn't. I'd hoped that Danica McKellar would be more involved in the plot. She wasn't. All in all a bad movie. So bad in fact that it's embarassing to watch it. July 17, 2008

Come on People

Really, everyone is rating this movie against fantastic ones with morals such as walk the line or something to that effect. In reality, it isnt a great movie, but when you are a teenage girl watching a movie at a sleepover with your friends it is hilarious. The main character, virgil, is the most awkward boy ever and his lusting after the class beauty, kelly, seems impossible. The quality of the movie sucks, it is true. But think about this movie for what it is for a change: pure and stupid enjoyment with no moral, purpose, or anything. It is just for fun... so lighten up everybody! March 20, 2006

Why

Painful is the best word to describe this movie. Everything down to the soundtrack is just awful. Its almost as though the writer ran out of time and was not able to go back and watch his own film.The movie will leave you asking why: why you rented the movie, why it is still on your tv, and why you have not killed yourself yet. The movie is actually funny though, but only because it makes you think of how pathetic the life of the director who made this movie would be. The movie is filled from start to finish with cliches so flagrant the only comedy is that the movie is not a parody. The low budget of the movie is apparent not only in the terrible cast but even down to the strippers boob-job. There are pointless subplots and plots left undeveloped, which is probably for the best. And just when you thought it was over, you find out that the last 45 minutes of the movie has been a dream sequence, making you wish the last two hours of your life had also been one. The brief entertaining moments are out of place and completely awkward, making you wish that you were watching a real movie. What is odd is if the brief nudity and profanity were removed it would jump from rated R to PG. In fact, the R rating is probably the only thing that has sold a copy of this movie. January 11, 2006

Bad, even for a Danica fan

First, be aware the editorial review above is written by the marketers of the DVD, and is not an actual review.

It's a very thin and basic-plotted movie - virgin boy wants to get laid. The End.

Not only is it poorly done and essentially worthless even ignoring the high price (twice as much when new), it has even more things that bug me:

1. As is the common practice in bad movies, mid-twenty year olds are playing high school students. 2. In the "special features" are a couple "deleted" scenes which are really just a few seconds more added on to identical scenes in the movie that in one case show 3 seconds of an average-looking female's natural bare breasts, and in another case, 3 seconds of an above-average female's fake-and-kinda-nasty-lookin' bare breasts. Oh, and another had 3 seconds of a bare male butt. There you go.

I gave it a star because Danica McKellar is hard to find in movies and she has a couple sort-of-funny minute's-worth of screen time, some in underwear.

If you like farts, farting or jokes about farts or farting, masturbation or jokes about masturbation, or perhaps farting while masturbating, then you could add another star.




October 28, 2005

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