Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

In this high-adventure sequel to the smash-hit "Baby Geniuses" the baby geniuses find themselves at the center of a nefarious scheme led by powerful media mogul Bill Biscane (Jon Voight). Joining the babies in their battle against evil is a legendary baby named Kahuna. Part ultra-cool spy part superhero Kahuna joins babies Archie Finkleman Alex and Rosita in a race against time to stop the villainous Biscane from using his state-of-the-art satellite system to control the minds of the world's population.System Requirements:Running Time: 88 Min.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: CHILDREN/FAMILY Rating: PG UPC: 043396014374 Manufacturer No: 01437 Product Description

Stupidbabies: Baby Idiots 2

The one star reviewers are 100% correct. This "movie" is horrendous! The first movie stunk like government cheese so it should be of no surprise that this sequel stinks. The so-called plot revolves around some evil media mogul named Biscane(played by Jon Voight)with some wacky scheme revolving around mind control on kids through the TV screen. The baby "geniuses headed by Kahuna plan to take on Biscane and cheesy hijinks ensue. The plot is horrible and the acting is just as bad. Scott Baio should have bowed out gracefully since Charles In Charge went of the air but no he chose to be here. Jon Voight usually shines even when he is in a bad movie(for instance Anaconda) but here he is reduced to a total ham who acts like he is on freebase. The jokes are why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road corny but it seems that the director believes that a crappy jokes are funny when it comes from toddlers. WRONG! Crappy jokes are still crappy jokes even if it comes from children. What kind of milk you drinkin? Who wrote this script? the writers of Howard The Duck? Besides the brainless rhesus monkey who is screen-named after a Dragon Ball Z character, the rest of these positive reviews must be from unscrupulous shills. No, I'm not being mean-spirited, this movie is not even so bad its good. Its so bad its terrible. Only a shill could recommend this atrocity to celluloid. Jon Voight should fire his agent and Scott Baio should quit while people still have fond memories of him. Two Thumbs WAAAAAYYYYYYY down! July 21, 2008

Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2

I love this movie this is so cool Kahuna is awesome you know the real twist at the end when they said biscane was Kahuna's older brother man that was a shocker but I really liked the movie it was really excellent. Kahuna's the coolest besides from Zac and kylie. I would recommend this movie for anyone this is an excellent movie which deserve's five stars.

Geuss what their making a BABY GENIUSES 3 movie YEAH!!! It's in production right now it's suppose to come out sometime in 2008 this year YES YES YES THIS IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME BABY GENIUSES 3 YEAH! I can't wait to see Baby Geniuses 3 I already have the first 2 on dvd. May 9, 2008

Now they're making sequels to bad movies

The first "Baby Geniuses" movie was inane and boring enough, why make a sequel? Are studios that hard up to make money? That scared of trying something different for fear of losing money? I guess they figure going with a franchise that has a proven record of mediocrity is safer - at least you're not surprised when you lose money. This film is not campy or cheesy bad, it's just plain boring bad - the worst kind of cinematic experience.

I guess my reason for writing a review of a movie this bad several years after its release is this - Parents, if you're looking for family-safe entertainment, you can do better than this type of film. Your kids are smarter than this. If they're young enough not to mind sitting through this film, then they are too young to enjoy any kind of movie anyways. For family-safe entertainment you can never go wrong with just about anything made by Pixar. Pixar knows how to make films that use CGI to accentuate already good plots and interesting characters, not as a substitute for them.

As for this film, it makes Gigli look like Citizen Kane. 20 years from now if there is a "Mystery Science 4000" to replace the now defunct MST3K, I'm sure this film will be one of the featured objects of ridicule... if the poor robots can stand the torment of sitting through it. February 18, 2008

Not bad for the kid at heart

I was reading some of the other reviews and felt the need to even the score. Yes this is a great childrens show, but it is not a bad for the older individuals as well. It is just a fictional story, and I'm glad that there are some out there that kids are inspired by that are not GI Joe or some other gun use inspireing show. All I have to say is that I bought it for me to watch, and I only saw it once AND 23 years old.

Best watched by the young/children at heart. October 19, 2005

I haven't even seen the whole thing and I hate it.

Okay, first off, why make a sequel to one of the worst films of all time?

Second, why pull an E.T. and remove the guns from the movie?

Third, why even consider greenlighting this film?

I rest my case. July 23, 2005

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