Virtual Lap Dancers 2.0 (2004)

Danni & Company help put the "tease" back in striptease!

OK--if this were the Olympics, I'd give this production a 4.65 (obviously on a one-to-five scale); I understand many critics will reserve five stars for "Can't get any better," & this DVD could, a little, but I have my reasons for sticking with five, if you'll bear with me...

It's challenging to get some shots--a full rear view with eye contact comes to mind--in this lap dance format; a few models have solved this problem by bending the rules a little & stepping over to a conveniently-placed couch in the studio, or just bending over, period, in whomever's lap they're in. Still, I would've preferred more revealing derriere displays.

For those that care, three of the ten have had a little silicone assistance. (One of these, "Friday"--she of the infamous sub-bellybutton "F" tattoo--is such a sizzling, traffic-stopping, sassy, born exhibitionist that the enhancement & tattoo issues are soon forgotten, or at least forgiven. And on the other hand, another three, of course including the ever-alluring Danni, who is first in the impressive line-up, are graciously, naturally endowed.)

These are my only reservations re this presentation.

There's much to like about this disc, but above all, I give Danni lots of credit for knowing how to pick vivacious women (not all tens in looks, perhaps, but in overall sexiness!); and--I suspect, because there's so much consistency throughout--in coaching them on their acts. There seems little doubt that the intentional emphasis on beginning each segment is a delightfully slow strip. (Only rarely did I use the FF button--especially in comparison to how often I employed the slo-mo & pause functions.) How novel & refreshing, not to mention arousing, in an age when the most tantalizing aspect of stripping--making the viewer writhe in delicious, impatient agony--has been largely forgotten!

The average session lasts five to seven minutes, & each & every beauty goes all-out (OK, minus a few rear shots) in giving us the sexiest, most personal show possible. (Generally, very little emphasis is placed on the lucky subjects [eight men & two women] who sit in for us as dance recipients. We don't see their faces, or much else, & only during one show, for a relatively short period, are we subjected to the unsightly tattooed arms of one of the guys.)

The bonus "Bloopers" feature is a kick, & worth checking out for Danni's self-deprecating humor, as well as a nice variety of additional eye candy--at least a dozen women not previously seen in the lap-dancing segments.

I've never seen productions that are more personable than Danni's--tons of eye contact, & relaxed, inviting, very-pretty-to-stunning models--I could go on & on. Bottom line: The overall excitement factor compelled me to give it the highest mark.
November 26, 2007

A nice dvd, a definite addition to any Danni collection...

Ten girls strut their stuff with a camera angle intended to give you a "customer's eye" view of a complete strip down lap dance; though with some dances the camera view changes to panorama, kind of spoiling the effect. At any rate, all the girls try their best to pull off the effect, though some are obviously better at it than others. And, some girls are simply more attractive with their wholesome natural figures making their dances a superior experience.

Based on their performance, and beauty of face and figure, one might rate each lap dance as follows, as they appear in sequence in the DVD:

1)Danni Ashe, Blonde, Rating:A. Always a favorite, with her toned naturally voluptuous body and farm girl good looks, she probably pulls off one of the top three lap dance routines on this DVD.
2)Aria Giovanni, Brunette, Rating:A+. Arguably one of the world's most beautiful models, she possesses sultry good looks and a matching natural figure of near perfect proportions that makes her already a prime lap dancer favorite before she even begins. And, she pulls off her performance quite well, again probably in the top three, making her the obvious choice for the best lap dance rating.
3)Laurie Wallace, Blonde, Rating:C+. Actually, an attractive pleasant featured girl, but doesn't quit measure up.
4)Monique Alexander, Blonde, Rating:B. A nice slim natural figure, she gives an acceptable lap dance performance.
5)Sunny Leone, Brunette. Rating: B. Nice dance, and attractive natural figure.
6)Swan, Red. Rating: B+. A good performance, but the lap dance impression was kind of lost now and then; still nice natural looks.
7)Friday, Brown. Rating: B+. She probably performed the best lap dance routine of all the girls. Though, her strategically placed "F" tattoo probably stands for several alternate meanings other than her stage name.
8)Lorna Morgan, Brunette, Rating: A. Lorna was a nice surprise, her pleasant English accent putting the viewer in the mood for a "London" lap dance. She also wins the prize for having the most voluptuous, though adequately toned, figure; and natural to boot. All this combined with a good solid performance rates her amongst the highest.
9)Mercedez, Brunette. Rating: B- A nice attempt, definitely worth watching.
10)Lisa Ann, Brown. Rating: B- Also a nice routine, and definitely worth finishing the DVD with.

As a side comment, the viewer can usually tell the sex of the person actually receiving the lap dance, and interestingly Danni and Aria both obviously performed them for women, which actually added to the erotic appeal of their virtual lap dances.

Bonus footage includes "2003 Bloopers and Highlights": an interesting and funny conclusion to this DVD.

No technical problems experienced with this DVD-a good high quality pressing. All in all it was a well done video, including attractive women, and with enough naturally bountiful figures to please the ever demanding connoisseur.
January 30, 2006

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