Decoys (2003)

Loved This Movie

This movie was amazing in all aspects. I thought the plot was amazing and original, and the actors were GREAT!!! I loved them so much and was actually interested in them.

This is a great party movie, so invite all your friends, order seven pizza pies, ten two-liter bottles of soda and a bunch of candy and stick this into the DVD player and have a good time. I know I did! November 16, 2007

Be Warned...Wear your Pampers; You're going to wet yourself!

Yes folks, it's that time again. Feeling like you need a bit of a laugh? Well make sure you find yourself a copy of 'Decoys' double-quick, but be warned: We defy anyone to sit through it without near-soiling themselves with hilarity.

Like SPECIES on laughing gas, it's the tale of a Canadian University unwittingly infested with man-hungry Martians. Still, you'd think they'd at least be easy to spot, what with their somewhat unsavory habit of projecting flailing tentacles from their belly-buttons and forcing them down the kissers of any unfortunate male who happens to look twice at them. But no, these intergalactic visitors are cunning. You see, they've disguised themselves as blonde-haired, large-bosomed hotties, and they won't rest until they've had their wicked way with every horny idiot in sight.

Perhaps understandably, most of the men on campus seem willing to take their chances regardless. But halls-dwelling freshman Luke (Corey Sevier) isn't just ANY man. He's a man with a kettle, a flame-thrower, and a seemingly bottomless reservoir of horrendously bad Arnie-style one-liners. Please Luke, save us all before it's too late!

It's safe to say DECOYS isn't going to be included in anyone's list of all-time greatest sci-fi horror flicks any time soon, but it is a genuinely riotous experience which will have you in stitches from start to finish. There's no way to be sure how many of the laughs are intentional, but no matter. It's the sort of film where a man hauled into the police station as chief suspect for a string of murders will happily explain his crackpot theory about babes from space, but omit to mention the fact that he himself has got a rock solid alibi. It's the sort of film where the detective investigating the case (a hammed-up Richard Burgi) repeatedly and inexplicably refers to said suspect as "puppy". It's also the sort of film where the hero dresses up as a Ghostbuster, demands complete strangers show him their navels, and chucks boiling-hot water at people to prove they're not of this earth.

Frankly, the guy's clearly mental and should be locked up whether he's correct or not! October 30, 2007

My problem

Someone told me about this movie and I thought is sounded pretty good. However, for true moviegoers it is acceptable to pass on this film. It's a poor attempt at a sci-fi horror with T&A from both sexes. March 13, 2007

Not too bad,, but could have been better

I laughed when i saw that this movie was rated restricted due to sex and
nudity...dont worry there barely nothing here... but we do have a interesting
story with aliens disguised as sex hungry girls in which we have seen before.
Wath makes this movie a bit better than others, is the acting and the cgi
that procuced the creature effects...not too bad. But one senses something
missing to make this movie better...
Good for a viewing... March 3, 2007

An odd film from our friends up north

In Decoys, a group of attractive blond women from another planet have come to earth to mate with the young men of a small college in Canada. They chose Canada because they need things cold. When they mate they lay their eggs inside of the man and if the incubation temperature isn't right, the man freezes to death from the inside. The incubation temperature must be very tricky because every guy they do it with dies. One guy, while hiding out in the girl's closet, discovers they are not normal and sets out to prove what they really are.

Decoys is reasonably well acted and played out considering the low budget. The effects are even not bad for this type of movie. Its biggest problem is not knowing what kind of movie it wants to be. Its not scary enough to be horror, the science is too basic to be science fiction, and it has a weird sense of humor, but its not funny enough to be a comedy. Decoys ends up being a decent, but strange and flawed movie.

Nicole Eggert is the only name actor in the film, but she is given virtually nothing to do. She only has 4 or 5 scenes and a few lines of dialog. August 16, 2006

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