Delta Delta Die! (2003)

Dreams Really Do Come True!...

Oh my! DELTA DELTA DIE! has quickly become one of my favorite movies. It's loaded w/ cheeze, gratuitous nudity, violence, BDSM, humor, cannibalism, etc. All this and Julie Strain too! She is an unstoppable juggernaut of juiciness! My goodness! Her 6'1" height only adds to her character's destructive powers! As the Delta Delta Pi house mum, Strain is a modern miracle of insane female domination! To her, men aren't just objects of ridicule and humiliation- they're food! This movie is a showcase for this amazon goddess, enabling her to release her dark side! If this isn't enough to make one's heart explode, we also get Tiffany Shepis and Julie's sister, Lizzy Strain as cannibalistic coeds! Buy this right now! P.S.- I usually shy away from commenting about extras, but this one's loaded w/ so much more Julie Strain madness that I just can't stand it! Wow, pardon me while I pass out... December 28, 2007

DELTA DELTA PiE!

Buy this movie now! It's one of my favorite movies with my favorite actresses Tiffany Shepis who has nude scene but for real it has a good plot, good acting, & good violence a must for any B Horror movie fan, its one of the best. May 27, 2005

Gotta love their pie...

Ahh yes...Delta Delta Die. The movie that kicks the Klondike bar question right where it hurts and asks if you would die "for a Delta Delta Pie..."
The movie starts off comedically enough with a rather serious scene of a man having his penis devoured (the extended scene is a laugh riot) right before the whole tale kicks off. And yes, there is an actual reason for this, but it would flat out spoil the end of the movie for everyone.
After that, the story takes a bit of an interesting twist. The history for the movie is that a sorority house with four unbelievably gorgeous females, and their sorority mother who also looks good considering her age (math later). The whole concept is that the sorority, Delta Delta Pie, make, you guessed it, pies. But, not just pies, many other meat and meat-related products, where the question imposed is their main slogan for their sale.
There is much more of a back history that ruins the tale, but simply said, it is the 20th anniversary homecoming for Delta Delta Pie (making the house mother roughly 38-40 years old with an unbelievably well developed rack), and Tobias, a college student who works for the Dean of the college, knows something is up. "Men go in but they don't come out" may sound like a dream considering how gorgeous these girls are, but becomes a harsh reality when the viewer learns that these girls only tempt and tease to lure their unsuspected, moronic jockish prey to their basement, where Marilyn, the sorority mother, skins them alive and turns them into pies.
Oh, was it neglected that the Delta Delta Pie sorority is a cannibalistic group of young veluptuous women? Well, now it's not, and now you know the backdrop to the movie. And while this concept seems rather obscure and silly for a decent horror flick, the film is actually a lot better then one would imagine.
For the most part, the acting is pretty good. It's as if the director went to a college and asked four snobby rich teens if they wanted to get richer seducting men to their slaughter for a film, and the bar "brawl" scene is rather funny when two of the girls fail to get their prey at first due to two prostitutes who think they are moving in on their turf.
Aside some bad acting, including a baseball bat seems only tapped against one of the girls that apparently knocks her out (weak), it suffers from rather low sound quality that, even with the television cranked, is only perfectly audible from a moderately safe distance...unless you got a nice surround sound system, then you're set.
But the film comes to a rather interesting conclusion when Rhonda, a former Delta Delta Pie sister, comes knocking on the door thanks to Tobias. With twists and turns that might be predictable from the start to the horror movie suave, this movie is just a fun ride from start to finish. A decent amount of blood, some good comedic scenes that were obviously meant to be dead serious, and a good amount of nudity without relying on a lot of sex to sell the flick, it is one movie worth checking out if you have the time. April 8, 2005

Cut the movie, leave the extras.

Typical with these "B" movies, it all looks very cheap and the story line stinks to say the least. Enough said about the movie.
On the other hand, the Extras make it all worth it if you are a big Julie Strain fan. All of the cut out nudity is included as well as a shower and bath segment that had nothing to do with the movie. Skip the movie and just watch the extras. June 22, 2004

Oh So Sweet!

Wow, I never knew what exactly sorority life is like, but now that Ive had my eyes opened by this film, I dont think Ill rush next year at college after all! Seriously, this film is awesome. It has all the plot of a porn but without the sex scenes. My friends all agreed we hadnt seen a bad film this good in awhile. It might be best to have a few beers on hand just in case. Enjoy!!! May 8, 2004

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