Boat Trip (2003)

Cuba Gooding Jr. still has the exuberant energy that won him an Academy Award for Jerry Maguire--though his subsequent career choices have not been so golden. Still, he's a charming fellow, and his charisma makes Boat Trip surprisingly inoffensive, despite its plot: After being dumped by his girlfriend, Jerry (Gooding) sinks into a depressive funk until his buddy Nick (Horatio Sanz) drags him to a singles cruise--not realizing they've been sent on a gay singles cruise by a vengeful travel agent. But Jerry meets Gabrielle (Roselyn Sanchez), a sexy dance instructor, and falls head over heels--but to maintain her trust, he has to pretend to be just another gay guy out for a little sea air. Though thick with gay stereotypes, Boat Trip actually has a modest gay-men-are-people-too theme that makes the movie innocuous fluff. Also featuring Vivica A. Fox, Roger Moore, Will Farrell, and Playboy playmate Victoria Silvstedt. --Bret Fetzer Amazon.com

Invest your time in something else

This is a pathetic, boring, offensive movie with an excuse of a "plot" which seems to hinge on topless models and rude jokes about gay men.

I am embarrassed for Cuba Gooding, Jr., who tries to add some life to this shell of a picture, but can't quite pull off the miracle it would take to bring this corpse of a movie to life.

Cuba and his friend (an annoying leg-humper type) go on a cruise and are sent on a gay cruise. Of course a helicopter full of lovely ladies literally drops in, and it's all very stupid and boring and tasteless.

I'd steer clear of this. July 25, 2008

Guilty Fun & Victoria Silvstedt!

Speaking stricly as a heterosexual male, Boat Trip has shameless, "been there, done that" homosexual jokes, and crude humor that you may laugh at out of shear embarassment.

There are also some crude scenes involving a "straight" man, with a "long fellow" when he discovers a group of Scandanavian Goddesses on board...lead by the drop-dead gorgeous Victoria Silvstedt...who could make many "alternative men" straight (in more ways than one)!

Take the movie for what it is - shameless, crude laughs...and enjoy it. December 17, 2007

Funny

This movie kept me laughing.. Just when i thought it couldn't get any funnier .. it did. May 8, 2007

This isnt even funny at all!!!

I dont accept watching this movie 2nd time because what bothers me is about 2 straight men was picking on gay people and made fun of and lied to the ladies they met off gay cruise!!! HELLO?!? I am a gay male and if someone like Cuba and his so-called buddy start something to me I would stood up for myself and fight back and if I was a female I dont need a lying dumba** f**k like Cuba that was been playing games. This movie deserves 1 star I swear to god this movie is T-R-A-S-H!!! Any gay men out there if you havent seen this movie dont buy it you guys dont deserves to watch this kind of nasty movie!!! This movie is all about making fun of, picking on, liars and haters. If I ever meet Cuba and his so-called buddy I would tell these 2 idiots to respect us gay men and that we only have 1 world not 2 doesnt matter if he respect us or not but this movie proves it!! If Cuba respect gay people he shouldnt be playing in this movie in the first place!!! DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! March 18, 2007

You Like Disaster At Sea Films? Watch Titanic Instead

What can I say about 'Boat Trip'? Nothing good that's for sure. The one thing that came to mind watching this was, "I can't believe Cuba Gooding Jr. agreed to star in this." 'Boat Trip' released in '06 is a highly offensive film masquerading as a comedy/romance about two straight men who mistakingly find themselves on a gay cruise. It's crude, obscene and in some instances downright pornographic.

Shame on you Cuba, Roselyn, Roger and Vivica. You're all well off enough to be able to pass on this kind of trash. July 17, 2006

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