Theodore Rex (1996)

A wise-cracking police officer is forced to team up with her new partner a sixty-five million year-old talking Tyrannosaurus Rex! Hillarious adventures follow as this unlikely duo tries to save the planet Earth from extinction. Starring Whoopi Goldberg. Year: 1996 Director: Jonathan Betuel Starring: Whoopi Goldberg Armin Mueller-Stahl Juliet LandauRunning Time: 95 min.System Requirements:Running Time 95 MinFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: COMEDY Rating: PG UPC: 794043637629 Product Description

OK at best

I ordered the DVD because we had the tape years ago when the kids were little. Woopie was not at her funniest, but the movie appealed somewhat to the kid in me. I've seen worse, I've seen better. October 29, 2007

Holy moley

Watching this film sober - and even under the influence - is like giving birth out of your ear while simultaneously having a stroke, getting a root canal, and walking in on your parents having sex. In your bed. And as you walk in on them, you step on a rake and it hits you in the face and drives a splinter into your eye.

Yet at the same time it triggers a visceral, masochistic response somewhere deep inside, and you can't help but take pleasure in every mind-numbing attempt at a joke, every sudden idiotic plot twist, and every glimpse of Whoopi's gross spandexed rumpus.

A real treat. June 10, 2007

Fecal Matter!

No wonder Whoopi wanted to dodge this career killer she gives a limp performance much like an actress working under the threat of a lawsuit. The effects are good though as well as one would expect for a 35 million dollar "direct to video" release...(To this day it is the most expensive movie made that has never played in a theater) I think Joel Shumacher aka "I killed Batman" could have done a better job if he were the director of this peice of bovine waste and that is saying a lot...aw screw it it would have been another reel of gay porn much like Batman Returns....... May 7, 2005

Wonderful Review

If you saw the Dionosaur show that Henson did on TV, then you will enjoy this movie, and what's not to like about Whoopi, she makes anything bad good. So don't listen to the last reviewer, if you like Whoopi, buy this vhs, and I will look out for the DVD, as well. Whoopi you ROCK. August 6, 2002

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