Boa vs. Python (2004)

Two of nature's biggest and most terrifying scaled predators square off in an action-filled battle of fangs. When a gigantic python gets loose on a private reserve the FBI must release an equally large boa to track and capture it as group of wealthy big game hunters try to bag the python as a trophy themselves.System Requirements:Running Time: 100 Min.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: HORROR Rating: R UPC: 043396034716 Manufacturer No: 03471 Product Description

Pretty Cool

Not a bad Sci-Fi Channel Film. They never release a big hit and maybe never will. Boa Vs Python is a merging of the Boa and Python Films and it does and OK job with an original script and mediocre acting. the best part is the bad characters Girlfriend, can you say "Hot" and david hewlett(stargate atlantis). The FX are better than most of thier films and the ending is a little dry. but OK. July 5, 2007

I named my snake Betty!

I want "two great snakes that snake great together" engraved on my tombstone.

Also, forget the snakes AND the ladies, check out David Hewlett! December 8, 2006

God help me, I enjoyed this.

BOA VS PYTHON is a poorly made movie with bad effects, horrid acting, and crap diolague. But may God have mercy on my soul, I had a stupid grin on my face almost the entire runtime.

A giant python escapes from a cargo truck, so this rich buttmunch and a hunting team go after it. See, hunting and killing the snake was always their intention. But the government has other plans, sending a giant boa constrictor after the python to kill it. Of course, the whole situation gets out of hand soon enough.

The snakes never actually fight until the last 10 minutes, but the showdown is kind of cool, altough breif. If you like crappy monster movies, rent BOA VS PYTHON. You may or may not enjoy yourself. August 2, 2006

not awful but definetly good

this film was pretty lousy and boring. some big game hunter guy or something has this guy gets one of the snakes the python and is going 2 release it somewhere so he can hunt it. but of course them snake gets loose. wat a surprise. so he finds out it got away and he and some other people go hunting it. then their is another group of people trying to catch it as well and kill it. one of the other persons has a 100 foot boa at his little aquaium or something and they let it go to try and catch the python. but the boa starts mating with the python and they become friends and start eating all the people. but the start to fight each other when the python eats 1 of the eggs. there was 1 good thing though, the blond was very interesting to look at and thts rely the only reason i stuck around to watch this movie. this movie rely had no plot and bad acting and horrible cgi effects. dont waist ur time watching this movie. May 16, 2006

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I've noticed my reviews are, for the most part, either 1 or 5 star reviews. Once again, I have encountered a product that cannot logically be given anything higher than 1 star. I rented Boa vs. Python expecting to witness the most juvenile and sophomoric movie ever. What I witnessed was the most juvenile and sophomoric movie ever, and it wasn't even fun to watch in some prehistoric level of my brain. It was painful and damaging, like trudging through infected syringes.

Okay, this is a total B movie. Plot holes are expected. (Like someone half-way opening the cage that's holding a giant snake to tranquilize it with a tiny pistol. Who could have ever expected a snakes' tail to fit through an enormous opening?) Bad special effects are expected. (The snakes seem to glow in dark, subterranean environments. Excellent.) Archetypical characters are expected. (Silent Indian guy with arrows? Check. Rambo guy with a flamethrower? Check. Nondescript female lead? Check.)
... But this movie is a grand new level of DIRKA DIRKA. This is a film that promises two giant snakes fighting in a city, with exploding helicopters; as proudly displayed on the cover. What we have is a movie featuring a girl getting orally pleasured by a giant snake, a snake that later fights another giant snake in some dark tunnel for less than a minute. What the hell is this? It's not funny or the least bit entertaining. Recommended if you want to see how low the bar can go.
- Thus says the Pellington March 13, 2006

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