Biker Zombies From Detroit (2002)

Awesomely Bad

I won't lie to you, this movie is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. But somewhere in between the buckets of blood tossed on actors being run over by motorcycles, the boom microphones dropping into scenes, the rapidly changing lack of plot, and the wonderful way the actors read off of their prompters, this movie made a special place in my heart that will never be the same. I watched this with several friends and did not stop laughing at something in the movie the entire time. Keep your expectations as low as possible (you get what you pay for), and this movie should entertain you more than most. October 20, 2005

The bouncers in this movie...

The bouncers in the bar scene in this movie were excellent, but the rest of the film needed help. Watch it for the bar scene!!! July 27, 2005

Jill Buckshaw is HOT

This film is a masterpeice of artistic vision. I was particularly impressed by the up and coming actress Jill Buckshaw. She moved me in ways I cannot vocalize. Jill is a creator of complex and versatile emotions which she protrayed very provacotively as a murder victim helpless in the clutches of evil biker zombies. Beautiful, stunning and thought-provoking... March 23, 2004

Why do I keep watching these things?

Just a realy awful movie. It's not even worth describing the thing because my brain is still numb from all of the bad acting and story(I guess). The only reason I gave it a 2 is for some gore but it's hardly worth sitting through. March 14, 2003

Please DO NOT buy this DVD!!

I just finished watching this film and have to say that it is the absolute worst movie I have ever seen in my life. There were no redeeming qualities to it. The plot was horrible, the camera work and sound were worse, and the special effects were appalling! What kind of person makes a movie like this and thinks it's good? Seriously, if I could give you one piece of advice, it would be to steer clear of Biker Zombies from Detroit. You will be sorry you wasted even an hour of your life on it. February 22, 2003

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