Valentine (2001)

Five comely and well-to-do female friends receive dire threats inside anonymous valentines. When two of them meet violent ends, the remaining trio suspect that the killer may be a nebbishy former classmate whom they spurned years before at a school dance. Their solution: Throw a lavish Valentine's Day party, all the better to distract them from the hulking, cherub-masked killer...

As the above suggests, Valentine is the absolute nadir of the post-Scream slasher film. Australian director Jamie Blanks (whose previous effort was the equally dismal Urban Legend, 1998) obviously had lofty goals for his film, given his bald-faced homages to John Carpenter and Dario Argento. But he hasn't a clue as to how to generate suspense, and his frequent reliance on well-worn shock effects (hands dropping on shoulders, etc.) suggests more contempt for the genre than affection. No less than four writers (including two writer-producers for Roswell, which explains the appearance of series star Katherine Heigl) contributed to the screenplay, which fails to generate the twentysomething drama and hip, cutting dialogue required for this brand of horror. As the five friends, actresses Marley Shelton, Denise Richards, Jessica Capshaw, Jessica Caufield, and Heigl have little to do other than alternately look attractive or afraid; Richards, in particular, looks weary of playing the man-eater. As Shelton's dipsomaniac boyfriend, David Boreanaz (Angel) lumbers through each scene with an embarrassed scowl.

Warner Bros.' DVD includes commentary by Blanks, as well as cast and crew interviews and a video for Orgy's contribution to the noisy, new-metal soundtrack. --Paul Gaita Amazon.com

Valentine..... REALLY GREAT MOVIE!

i love this movie. a lot of people think that the killer was obvious but i didn't see it coming! i loved the chases,deaths,and suspenseful moments!

if you loved or liked Urban Legends 1, 2, and 3, scream 1, 2, and 3.
Shredder, Jeepers creepers, my bloody valentine, Final stab, and do you wanna know a secret?

THEN YOU WILL LOVE THIS



make a sequel!! January 4, 2009

Best served cold

SPOILER ALERT:
Valentine is a film that is hated in some quarters. As one might gather from my 5 star rating, I disagree. There are one or two things that I would characterize as weaknesses. It is a bit slow in the middle, and the characters are quite flat and boring(with the exception of Dorothy and Jeremy.) However, these shortcomings sort of feed off of one another.If the characters were not so weak, the middle segment of the film would have been much more easily tolerated. At the end of the day, though, Valentine is noteworthy because it manages to do something that very few other slasher films have been able to accomplish-it introduces a great villain.
Personally, I have always believed that Michael Myers, from Halloween, is the premiere slasher villain. But the list of truly great slasher film killers is a rather short one, for my money. I was a big fan of Alex Hammond, from Prom Night. I liked Mrs. Voorhees, as well. Both of these characters, oddly enough, found their motivation in the desire to avenge the death of someone they loved. However, the killer in Valentine is a different breed. Jeremy Melton wants revenge, on his own behalf.......but he is also a complete sociopath, so there are no real limitations as to what he might be capable of. He will kill for revenge, but he will also kill for convenience. Compare that to Hammond, from Prom Night, who kills out of a sense of retribution. You never get the feeling that he is really dangerous to anyone but the people he harbors a grudge against. Even Mrs. Voorhees has a sort of sentimentality about her, although it is clearly tinged with complete lunacy. There is none of this with Jeremy. Jeremy has his own agenda. He is, in some respects, the ideal slasher villain. He is large and physically powerful. He is cunning and obsessive. He also has a bit of Michael Myers' love of the hunt,for its own sake.
Imagine how strong your personality would have to be in order to carry out such a plan. Jeremy harbored his hatred for years before putting his plan into action. As a revenge fantasy, Valentine is incredible. Jeremy Melton goes down a list, evening scores one by one-and tops the whole thing off by attaching the blame to the person he hates the most. (and kills them, as well.) Another strong factor is the mask he chooses to wear. It is a cupid mask, and this feature makes him even more distinctive. It is a ghoulish, bizarre visage, and the perfect thing for such a character to wear. This cherubic face, along with the sinister black coat(and, of course, black gloves), as well as his large, intimidating frame, make Melton the most visually striking killer since Myers.
Most of my comments have centered around the killer. The film has other merits, as well. Dorothy is a complex, interesting character. She is extremely well portrayed. The music is beautiful and haunting. Best of all, Valentine is visually stunning. The cinematographer lights and shoots the movie in such a way that it is quite distinctive. There is a recurring 'red' theme, and it is beautifully executed. On a purely aesthetic level, this is easily one of the most resplendant horror movies ever made.
I'd love to see a sequel. There just HAVE to be some more people somewhere that Jeremy hates. However, Valentine stands alone very nicely. It would rank in my top ten favorite slasher films, and Jeremy Melton would be my third favorite slasher villain, behind Michael Myers and Alex Hammond. It also features one of the greatest endings that you will find in any film of this sort. November 25, 2008

Fun, entertaining, old school-like slasher!!

I really enjoyed this film! While it is not as intense or gut-wrenching like the more recent films The Strangers, Wolf Creek or High Tension, it is still a very fun, entertaining ride. I do not care too much for the horror films that came before this which are usually referred to now as the "post-Scream" era from the late nineties to the early 2000's. Scream was more or less making fun of the genre although it did have its fun, suspenseful moments. However this one worked for me. Like the original Black Christmas, Curtains and 2006's The Descent, it features an all-female lead cast and all the actresses are very likeable. They did not irritate me like say Jennifer Love Hewitt or Brandy in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer whose charactes are portrayed like a couple of dumb bimbos. By the way, I find it comical that certain people gave this a poor rating yet ISKWYDLS has over 100 ratings in the 5-star category. My favorite actress here was Jessica Capshaw (daughter of actress Kate Capshaw and step-daughter to Steven Spielberg). Hedy Burress of the TV-movie thriller Cabin by the Lake is the scene-stealer here with a juicy yet minor role as an angry victim of a con-artist scam. You can tell what a fun time these gals were having filming this picture and it felt like they were really friends with each other. The killer's costume was also a big draw for me. As other reviewers have mentioned, he/she wears a cherub-mask and is dressed in black. The story was original and kept simple but that's why I enjoyed it. It reminded me of the old-school horror films I used to watch. I also thought the ending was nicely done. The character(s) find out who the killer is by way of framing, yet the audience knows a different story (sort of like 1981's Happy Birthday to Me). It coincides with what happened in the very beginning. Denise Richards sexy turn is also worth mentioning and people will probably recognize Katherine Heigl of Grey's Anatomy the most. Marley Shelton and Jessica Cauffiel round out the cast. As for the weakest point, I will say the writing could have definitely used work in some places, and I wish a few more red-herrings could have been thrown our way, but because I found this so appealing, it's easy for me to overlook the little setbacks. There was a lot of character interaction and development which is important even in a horror/slasher film. I give this 4-stars for doing a swell job of entertaining me! This was filmed by the same director who gave us Urban Legend although I find this one much more superior to that one. As long as you don't take it too seriously and accept it for what it is, you will love it in the tradition of My Bloody Valentine, Terror Train or Prom Night. October 3, 2008

Carries the torch of the classic slasher into the 21st century

This review is really like a companion piece to Daniel Jolley's Amazon review of October 12, 2002. He has already expressed everything I could about this movie in the best possible way. So many have panned it which is why I found Daniel's review to be so refreshing, and it inspired me to chime in my own two cents and up the review average in favor of this highly entertaining and very fun horror movie.

Some have said that "Scream" reignited the slasher genre in the mid '90s but I have never been a big fan of that one as it is to me almost like a play or satire on the familiar slasher movie formulas rather than a bona fide slasher itself. "Valentine" director Jamie Blanks however, clearly a die hard slasher fan just like I and perhaps you are if you're reading this, seems to realize that those same familiar formulas that "Scream" pokes fun at are formulas that work, and have made for some great entertainment since the late '70s and early '80s when the slasher wave first broke. Blanks even admits in the director's commentary track of the DVD that "Valentine's" plot is not the most original but boy does this one ever deliver.

And just what is that plot. It concerns revenge for cruel taunting in junior high school, with each of the young women involved years later receiving warped Valentine's greetings from the unknown perpetrator, who proceeds to stalk and pick them off one by one.

And how beautiful each of those women have grown to be! To echo what Daniel said in his review, from the male perspective "Valentine" is a delight to behold. You get the brief early appearance by Katherine Heigl, who looks awesome and fetching as a med student in a tank top; Marley Shelton, a stunning blonde who plays nice girl Kate, and Denise Richards, who sizzles as the not so nice Paige. Oh yeah, and for the female contingent, I'm told that David Boreanaz (as Kate's mysterious alcoholic-leaning boyfriend) is not unpleasant on the eyes. True, as compared to the early '80s, in these slightly more enlightened and dare I say "politically correct" times, there is no out and out nudity in "Valentine" but as Daniel stated, the sultry bedroom bondage scene and Denise Richards in the hot tub scene to me more than make up for it.

But at the heart of it, "Valentine" succeeds in large part because of its sense of fun and that it presents hip humor (like the bit on the perils of speed dating) in place of the usual stomach-churning gore. In the spirit of my favorite slashers, it does not take itself at all seriously and is played mainly for fun.

That's not to say there is no gore or sleaze to behold here; it is a slasher movie after all. Blanks directs the film very stylishly and presents the perfect update on the classic slasher template for a new generation. The killer wears a very cool cherub mask and the stalk and slash scenes are great and very inventive and quite suspenseful. While the premise may not be too original (which again, Blanks readily admits), to echo the proverbial saying, if it ain't broke, why fix it?

I love slasher movies and for all the reasons stated here and in Daniel's earlier review "Valentine" is a new classic for a new generation that stands up with the best slashers of the past. April 6, 2008

Look Out! Cupid's Got A Knife!...

VALENTINE is a terrific homage / tribute / throwback movie. Watching it takes me back to the gory-glory days of 70s and 80s classics like HALLOWEEN, PROM NIGHT, MY BLOODY VALENTINE, HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE, etc. I love the cherub-masked killer! There's just something very unsettling about a giant baby w/ a butcher-knife! As for the gorgeous gaggle of gals, I must say that I was impressed! Denise Richards (Starship Troopers, Wild Things) and co. are all knockouts, even while being knocked off! So, if you pine away for those good old days of SSS (Silent Sinister Stalkers), beautiful victims, and mobs of red-herrings, then VALENTINE should do you true... April 4, 2008

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