Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

Showdown in Little Tokyo is a 1991 martial arts action-comedy that, in pitting Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee as L.A. cops against Japanese drug dealers, plays like a B-movie Tango and Cash or Lethal Weapon 2 (both released just two years before). Between career highs in Rocky IV (1985) and Universal Soldier (1992), Lundgren looked as if he might make it big at the box office, and clearly wanting to be the new Schwarzenegger he is here directed by Mark L Lester, who had earlier helmed Ah-nold's Commando (1985). In the event both actor and director headed for straight-to-video territory, while Lee (Bruce's son) went on to The Crow. The 75-minute running time suggests the studio lost confidence and seriously cut the movie though, as the space between the action is filled with nothing but cringe-inducing dialogue, thriller clichés, and Lundgren "romancing" Tia Carrere, it still makes sense. Basing its title on John Carpenter's 1986 fantasy-comedy Big Trouble in Little China and anticipating Rush Hour (1998), Showdown in Little Tokyo alternates between crude tongue-in-cheek moments and action so ludicrous it's unintentionally hilarious . A camp disaster that simply defies belief, this is so-bad-it's-good entertainment. --Gary S. Dalkin Amazon.com

"You have the right to be dead"

Showdown in Little Tokyo is one of those rare early-90's screen gems that is so terribly scripted that, today, it makes for one of the funniest movie going experiences you can have.

Essentially it's a revenge story where Dolph Lundgren plays a cop out for revenge against the yakuza mob boss who murdered his family when he was just a wee little gaijin living in Japan.
And of course, since he was raised in Japan, he knows martial arts, how to weild a sword and even build japanese style houses by hand (I'll get to that later in the review). Seeing as how he posesses all of these great combat skills, it's no wonder that Lundgren's character ended up becoming a cop in Los Angeles.

Soon Lundgren meets up with his new partner, played by Brandon Lee in one of his first major movie roles, the son of a dentist who grew up in "the valley" who also happens to know karate so naturally he became a cop as well.

Together this dynamic duo takes on the yakuza, who all wear great stereotypical early-90's attire that makes them look like they just stepped off the set of a Phil Collins video or the Arsenio Hall Show. Some of them even wear the exact same suits in the same scenes which makes them look like updated versions of the henchmen from the old 60's Batman TV show.

Some of the most fantastically ridiculous action scenes take place from there including Lundgren lifting a car onto its side with his bare hands, a hilarious bathhouse fight scene with a fat japanese guy complete with a Wilhelm scream and of course a scene in which the two heroes fight off 50 bad guys trying to invade Lundgren's japanese style home. That's right, he built it his self, we learn that when Tia Carrere's character says "Nice house," and Lundgren says "I built it," and Tia says "Somehow I knew that."

And that brings me to my next point, the awesomely horrible and incredibly funny dialog that the stars of Showdown in Little Tokyo have to belt out is so head-scratchingly awful that you have to ask yourself questions like "what was the writer thinking? are they for real? are they TRYING to be hilarious?"

I could spout off any of the hundreds of hilarious lines from this movie, but it's so much fun watching it yourself and laughing at them that I won't. Ok, maybe just one. Brandon Lee's character actually says to Lundgren "In case we die, I want you to know that you have the biggest d*** I've ever seen on a man," to which Lundgren says: "I don't know what to say." Well neither do I guys, neither do I.

Showdown in Little Tokyo, whether it was intentional or not, stands as a comedic masterpiece in early-90's cinema. I'm not exaggerating either, it really is freaking hilarous, see for yourself. June 18, 2008

Brandon Lee and Dolph Lungren Together!

Amazing movie! One of Dolph's greatest roles ever! Brandon Lee brings charisma and humor to his role as well.
This is a five star movie- June 10, 2008

Fun & Action In No "Little" Amounts

Never having been much of a fan of either Dolph Lundgren or the late Brandon Lee, it was only my general like of action films that drew me to their collaborative effort, "Showdown In Little Tokyo". I ended up liking the movie than I had hoped, but while I had a good time, it's a film that won't especially attract folks outside of a given fanbase.

Like most good action features, the story of "Showdown" is merely a backdrop to the on-screen antics: Lundgren and Lee are two San Francisco detectives set to take down a Yakuza cell planning to distribute a dangerous new drug across the country; the gang is headed by the tattooed and cold-blooded swordsman Yoshida (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, "Mortal Kombat"), who is responsible for the deaths of the parents of Lundgren's character.

On the surface, everything works fine: the action - served liberally - is standard early-90s fare, with both Lee and Lundgren getting to show off their martial arts inbetween some fun gunfights; Tagawa as Yoshida and Toshiro Obata ("Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles") as his no-nonsense second-in-command are effectively lethal and hiss-able; and the pacing is swift and to-the-point, with few slow-downs.

Close inspection, however, reveals the film to be noticeably flawed: in addition to the silly dialogue and useless romance angle between Lundgren and Tia Carrere ("Relic Hunter"), multiple mistakes in production (smeared tattoos, obvious dummies, etc.) are only overshadowed by how often Lundgren is near-naked, culminating in a laugh-out-loud scene where the bodybuilder jogs through a junkyard wearing only tight-fitting shorts.
Also, the characterization of Swedish-born Dolph as an student of Japanese culture, while Bruce Lee's son is an Asian-American who just happens to know martial arts, is a bit too silly and ironic for even me to take.

The movie, however, has one indispensable thing going for it that allow its flaws to be ignored: it's pretty darn fun. Neither the story nor the actors are bogged down by delusions of seriousness, and the director's willingness to suspend disbelief for the sake of an adrenaline rush is sorely missed in most modern features.
Chances are, if you enjoy action films of the given era or specifically of Lundgren and Lee, "Showdown" will be a treat for you; but if you like your shootouts and kung fu to be intellectual, keep searching. May 28, 2008

You Get What You Pay For

I enjoyed this movie very much. I do not go to an action 90's movie
expecting to see Sir Laurence Olivier. Nor do I expect Lundgren to become
the Govenor of California. This movie is fantasy, if you pay your money
and expect Hamlet, you are guilty of a poor investment.

The movie is exactly what I thought it would and should be. Sure there
are disturbing segments, but no more so than an esoteric study such as
"The Hours". Honestly, is the genre and dialog any worse than "Lethal
Weapon"? Are the Asian slurs and stereotypes any different than "Black
Rain"

"You get what you pay for. . . ." and with this movie and the proper
release of reality, cinematic snobery and (yes) good taste, you will get
even more. Try not to enjoy it too much! Just remember not to take it
too seriously. After all, do we really know Luke Skywalker can operate
a futuristic X-wing fighter after quitting the dirt farmer profession? June 30, 2007

This is an action movie a woman can enjoy too

Im not one for 80s or early 90s action movies but i did really enjoy this one. Most action movies that have a woman being rescued etc. in it seem pretty cheesy cause the woman usually acts really fake. I admire Tia Carrere and I think she was pretty strong in this film. Who can forget her and dolph getting it on to? Not to be perverted or anything but that somewhat draws a woman into a action movie. I would defintely watch this movie again...and dont worry guys its not a sappy movie or anything but i would defintely watch it on a 2nd date...might get lucky! June 26, 2007

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